shcm
November 29, 2009, 11:14 am
[quote name='abraxas' post='947636' date='Nov 28 2009, 01:42 PM']

You know the old Engineering maxim schm: "If it ain't broke... it doesn't have enough features yet!"[/quote]
Thanks, I'd forgotten that one.

. At times, at work, it is too much near the truth!
[quote name='local hero' post='947646' date='Nov 28 2009, 02:15 PM']WTF not seen this much equipment since my Hernia operation 2 yrs ago, are you setting up as a Gynaecologist, if so do you need an assistant?

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Stolen from the web (American english needed):
[i]A gynaecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic. So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended diligently, learning all she could. When time for the practical exam approached, she prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, she was surprised to find that she had obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, she called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine a part perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler...
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[quote name='anchorman' post='947707' date='Nov 28 2009, 05:27 PM']I taught him everything he knows. His final test was the glowing cauldron and the rice paper.[/quote]
Yeah, and the blinkin' branding I got off the cauldron, wasn't the image of a dragon and a tiger, but of a sheep and a bottle of mineral water. where's me tin Whistle?