Happy Birthday!

[Fujisan]

Have a great day Anchorman!

[local hero]

YES Have a great great, brilliant time Anchs.. :hokus-pokus: :group-cuddles: :meet: (from Flossy)

[Davrav]

Hey Anchorman, have a good one and apologies if you've seen this before [or maybe you wrote it?]

Technical 'Squawk' Sheet for Trains

This is a technical publication squawk sheet left by the train crew.

Report: Something loose in cab.

Answer: Something tightened in cab.

Report: Evidence of leak in crankcase.

Answer: Evidence removed.

Report: Dynamic brakes don't work at any speed.

Answer: This locomotive is not equipped with dynamic brake.

Report: Alternator volume unbelievably loud.

Answer: Volume set to more believable level.

Report: Locomotive dances up and down when brake applied at 89 mph

Answer: Could not reproduce problem in engine house.

Report: Dead bugs on windshield.

Answer: Live bugs on order.

»Report: Parking brake cause throttle lever to stick.

Answer: That's what it's there for.

Report: Engine missing.

Answer: Engine found under hood after brief search.

Report: Locomotive handles funny.

Answer: Locomotive given verbal warning to be serious.

Report: Radio hums.

Answer: Reprogrammed radio with the words.

[Raistlin]

Have a good Birthday Anchorman

[Bizarra]

Hope you have a great day, Anchorman

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[GIDDLEPIN]

Happy Birthday

[Devil-ish]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

[anchorman]

Hello everyone.

This is a rare foray out of the RAV section but thanks very much.

Davrav. We had one in the defect book not long ago;

Very loud wind noise from front corridor at 75mph.

Reply - Static test on depot - no fault found.

[Red Yaris 54]

Woops!...........missed this one....Glad you had a good day!