Female Android

[Bizarra]

Please Santa, I'll hang up a pair of tights & can I have one for Christmas? PLEASE???

Pity about her hands, but they are heading in the right direction { Development, not the hands :lol2: }

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4714135.stm

[Raistlin]

Does her mouth work ( I mean will she nag......... phew )

[Bizarra]

I win I had a bet with myself that you would be the 1st to comment :lol2:

If Santa brings her, I'll send you the video in a plain brown envelope.

I was going to say "if she comes" but I thought better of it for some reason

[Raistlin]

I win I had a bet with myself that you would be the 1st to comment :lol2:

If Santa brings her, I'll send you the video in a plain brown envelope.

I was going to say "if she comes" but I thought better of it for some reason

I get the Jizz, sorry gist of the idea

[Phoenix999]

Oh that is such old hat

Such an android was first created in 1955.... I flippin' married her

[Raistlin]

Does the mouth work then :censor:

[Phoenix999]

Does the mouth work then :censor:

Yes.... thankfully my ears don't work too well anymore

So what did you expect me to say in reply ;)

[Raistlin]

Exactly that........ What else could I have meant

[Bizarra]

Does the mouth work then :censor:

Yes.... thankfully my ears don't work too well anymore

So what did you expect me to say in reply ;)

I once mentioned to my Doc [Lady} that there were several women, she is one, whom I cannot hear at all

She replied that it comes with age :( Ladies cannot hear what some men are saying & vice versa. She said it was a natural process to promote Marital harmony.

It is great to have a Doc with a sense of humour. The other view of that is that they have louder fights

[Bizarra]

I reread the article & noticed a bit I had overlooked :(

She is powered from a nearby Air compressor :o

I think that I will e-mail the Professor who designed her & tell him that I have the solution

Feed her on a diet of beans & away she goes, totally independent. An exhaust in the normal place will act a pressure release :lol2:

My genius goes unacclaimed

[Phoenix999]

....She is powered from a nearby Air compressor :o....

If this was a male android I wonder where the air would come from

[Raistlin]

I once purchased a blow up doll but it kept deflating.

So I took it back to the shop and said " This doll I bought keeps going down on me"

The salesman replied " Oh right, then that will be another £ 200.00"

[Bizarra]

I once purchased a blow up doll but it kept deflating.

So I took it back to the shop and said " This doll I bought keeps going down on me"

The salesman replied " Oh right, then that will be another £ 200.00"

Brilliant

For once I'm lost for words :shutit: There is no comeback to that :lol2:

Was that badly phrased ?

[KPARRIS-JONES]

I once purchased a blow up doll but it kept deflating.

So I took it back to the shop and said " This doll I bought keeps going down on me"

The salesman replied " Oh right, then that will be another £ 200.00"

:lol: That's pretty damn good!

That's provided me with some entertainment. Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

[Phoenix999]

.... Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

Now I am really upset with you

Don't encourage him please.... he does enough without encouragement ;)

[KPARRIS-JONES]

.... Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

Now I am really upset with you

Don't encourage him please.... he does enough without encouragement ;)

:lol:

I'm sorry! But it was very good :(

[Bizarra]

.... Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

Now I am really upset with you

Don't encourage him please.... he does enough without encouragement ;)

:lol:

I'm sorry! But it was very good :(

As it is commanded, so has it been done

Not terrific though :( I rely on friends for good ones & haven't had any that could be posted recently

[KPARRIS-JONES]

.... Vic, have you got anything else to post in the Supporters Section? I just cracked up at your last vid! :D

Now I am really upset with you

Don't encourage him please.... he does enough without encouragement ;)

:lol:

I'm sorry! But it was very good :(

As it is commanded, so has it been done

Not terrific though :( I rely on friends for good ones & haven't had any that could be posted recently

ha no problem, they were pretty good, more entertaining than painting my room....

[JappyBeast]

Thats the guy from that James May robot programme, he made a robot of himself too.. he has issues!!