The Death Test

[Jamesb4uk]

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/

take the Death Test!!!!! if you dare

Me:

December 1, 2034

at the age of 54 years old

Cancer (26%)

Homicide (14%)

Heart Attack (13%)

Horrible Accident (10%)

Alcoholism (7%)

ouch... ive nearly lived half my life

[Bibbs]

I got Auto-Felatio 6% -

[dazwan]

Cancer (19%)

Alien Abduction (13%)

Heart Attack (12%)

That's reassuring. I'm more likely to be abducted than I am to have a heart attack Im always did want to be an astronaut :hokus-pokus:

[Nicola]

Me: October 16 2045

age 71

Cancer 54%

Homicide 6%

Suicide 5%

Horrible Accident 5%

Contagious disease 5%

Alien Abduction 5%

Auto Erotic Asphyxiation 5%

The quiz has some good questions

[nws25]

June 20, 2043

at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)

Alcoholism (16%)

Auto-Fellatio (13%)

Heart Attack (7%)

Drowning (7%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

Suicide (6%)

My death date is only 7 days after my birthday, best get even more hammered

Nicola...........Auto Erotic Asphyxiation 5%..............something you'd like to tell us

[jaxx]

December 21, 2052

at the age of 69 years old.

Cancer (38%)

Heart Attack (15%)

Suicide (8%)

Third Degree Burns (6%)

Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Alcoholism (5%)

actually quite pleased with that! didnt expect beyond 25!

[Nicola]

Nicola...........Auto Erotic Asphyxiation 5%..............something you'd like to tell us 

Um........ Its early days, hopefully someone else will get a higher score on that part.

Except nobody else has scored in that section yet.

[jimma]

Cancer 17%

Heart 15%

Electrolysis - 15% <_< !!!?!!! WTF is Electrolysis

Aliens 8%

Alcohol 8%

Murdered 6%

3rd deg burns 5%

Horrible accident 5%

Auto Fellatio 5% (How can I die of this when I can't even do it, not that i have tried, ahem )

[jimma]

Nicola...........Auto Erotic Asphyxiation 5%..............something you'd like to tell us  

Um........ Its early days, hopefully someone else will get a higher score on that part.

Except nobody else has scored in that section yet.

We'll have to start calling you 'Hutch'

disclaimer for INXS fans, I don't care, hassle someone else!

[Jen]

December 21st 2056 aged 81 years

Cancer 38%

Alien Abduction 13%

Suicide 6%

Cant remember the others

I must live a boring life!!!

[Coyote!]

Well, here I go again...

DEC 7, 2068, at the age of 92!!!!

Cancer (35%)

Heart Attack (11%)

Horrible accident (9%)

Loneliness (9%)

Auto-Fellatio (9%)***

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)***

***Intersting, I'll have s*x to the last of my days

Cee Yaa in heaven

Cheers

Coyote from BA

Argentina

[Coyote!]

Nicola...........Auto Erotic Asphyxiation 5%..............something you'd like to tell us  

Um........ Its early days, hopefully someone else will get a higher score on that part.

Except nobody else has scored in that section yet.

Mmmmm

Auto-Fellatio (9%)***

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (7%)***

AS I Said, Latin Lover!!!!

Coyote From BA

Argentina

[Yarisboy]

er.... you guys do know what auto erotic asphyxiation is... right? it's pretty grim

[Yarisboy]

sorry, double post

[gus]

May 14, 2048

at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (21%)

Alcoholism (16%)

Drowning (15%)

Cancer (12%)

hhhhmmmmm interesting

[Fidgits]

August 5, 2044

at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)

Heart Attack (26%)

Alcoholism (6%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Well at least i dont need to worry too much about my pension...

[Fidgits]

Thought I'd try it again, almost identical answers....

November 29, 2039

at the age of 62 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)

Horrible Accident (15%)

Homicide (11%)

Heart Attack (10%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

I've just lost 5 years... and all but the top one are different...

[Nicola]

er.... you guys do know what auto erotic asphyxiation is... right? it's pretty grim

Thats why Jimma mentioned earlier about calling me Hutch.

I just have no idea what question(s) could produce that result.

[Coyote!]

er.... you guys do know what auto erotic asphyxiation is... right? it's pretty grim

Thats why Jimma mentioned earlier about calling me Hutch.

I just have no idea what question(s) could produce that result.

The ones that say " how often do you make love?" or " How many partners did you have?"

Its better that than a gun shot, isn't it?

Cheers

Coyote from BA

Argentina

[GIDDLEPIN]

Got to take a pill every day for the rest of my life.

They only gave me three!

[vmail]

Do you have any of the following illnesses?

hairy nipples 

WTF

[vmail]

You can expect to die on:

October 26, 2047 at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)

Heart Attack (12%)

Homicide (11%)

Alien Abduction (9%)

Contagious Disease (8%)

Auto-Fellatio (8%)

Third Degree Burns (6%)

[ae111sr]

January 27, 2026 at the age of 74 years old. Yes I know I'm an old git but I'm past the age of caring.

Cancer (32%)

Auto-Fellatio (15%) Those who have seen me will know that this is a TOTAL impossibility

Suicide (9%)

Drowning (9%)

Heart Attack (6%)

[kaz]

Cancer (16%)

Alien Abduction (15%)

Homicide (13%)

Alcoholism (13%)

Suicide (5%)

Horrible Accident (5%)

Contagious Disease (5%)

Drowning (5%)

Date of death 18 September 2045 aged 79 years old !!

Will I remember to die that day ??? :cacker:

Kaz

[dave5282]

Dam, mine were boring

Heart Attack (22%)

Cancer (12%)

Third Degree Burns (12%)

Alcoholism (9%)

Public Execution In a Third World Country (9%)

Alien Abduction (8%)

lets just hope I dont get abducted by aliens, just before my execution, whilst drowning my sorrows with beer, which causes me trip and burn myself in my drunken stressed state, causing a heart attack. as that would be unlucky. and cancer, well that could be the executioners starsign??