The Death Test

[+Steve]

for a change cancer is not on the top of my list

Heart Attack (32%)

Cancer (26%)

Auto-Fellatio (14%)

Suicide (6%)

Alien Abduction (6%)

June 23, 2043

at the age of 71 years old.

[vmail]

DeLeTeD

[jimma]

er.... you guys do know what auto erotic asphyxiation is... right? it's pretty grim

Thats why Jimma mentioned earlier about calling me Hutch.

I just have no idea what question(s) could produce that result.

My apologies, that was a bit crass and could cause distress! (specially if your names Paula)

B)

[Nicola]

My apologies, that was a bit crass and could cause distress! (specially if your names Paula)

The nasty side of me smiled.

BTW, I am not into auto erotic asphyxiation :shutit: ;)

[vmail]

Jim, I am not admin, wouldnt mind beind one *hint*. I deleted the post cos i put it in the wrong place

[Fidgits]

Jim, I am not admin, wouldnt mide beind one *hint*. I deleted the post cos i put it in the wrong place

Yeah.... but you did have moderator status for a while a couple of months back...

I remember that seeming weird at the time.... since you had quite a low post count back then...

[vmail]

erm....

[Fidgits]

C'mon.... fess up!

[vmail]

wasnt a admin status, just use the pic where you put rimmer, but someone kept resetting it

[Fidgits]

no it wasnt....

You had moderator status.. i know, I checked... ;)

[+Steve]

errr did he?

[jimma]

What is it with me and opening cans of worms?

[+Steve]

I did it again and got this

Club Stress (32%)

Killed by Club Stalker (26%)

Killed Doing Donut at Club Meet (14%)

Letter Bomb (6%)

Admin Abduction (6%)

says i will die when 33.. thats next year! :(

[Fidgits]

You missed this one off Steve...

Killed by stress of impersonating a Max Muppet on a forum 59%

[cooperman66]

Cancer (28%)

Auto-Fellatio (18%)

Heart Attack (11%)

Suicide (11%)

Homicide (5%) im out of here on 2047 one day after my 81st birthday

[vmail]

oh thats right, cos steve is gonna die next year, he has put in his will that I will become admin of TOC

shouldnt really say summut like that cos it Fri 13th

[Nicola]

So who is Steves stalker(s) then?

[nws25]

Killed Doing Donut at Club Meet (14%)

Surely that's a mistake......Soarer joke coming but minds gone blank.............bugger <_<

[knowlson]

April 2, 2039

at the age of 58 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (18%)

Homicide (11%)

Heart Attack (10%)

Electrolysis (10%)

Alien Abduction (8%)

Alcoholism (6%)

Drowning (5%)

That sucks I have 35 years left Right best not waste the time im going down the pub

[Fizz]

July 27, 2050

at the age of 71 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)

Heart Attack (25%)

Alien Abduction (7%)

Homicide (6%)

hmm... thats actually pretty good..

[System~G]

January 25, 2039

at the age of 67 years old.

I will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)

Cancer (13%)

Alcoholism (9%)

Horrible Accident (9%)

Third Degree Burns (6%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

I don't know if mine is any worse as I die on my birthday :o

[yannick]

I was fairly honest about my answers... except for the hairy nipples :D

May 9, 2037

at the age of 68 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (32%)

Heart Attack (19%)

Alcoholism (11%)

Homicide (5%)

No comment - they're probably right :(

[pavlitos]

January 21 2049 - 68 years old

alien abduction 8%...!!! Aaaaarrrrgghhhh!!!

[Oli]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 5, 2039

at the age of 56 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)

Heart Attack (20%)

Homicide (7%)

Alcoholism (5%)

Alien Abduction (5%)

Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.

Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.

The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.

10% of test takers have hairy nipples.

4% have had team s*x.

8% work in the !Removed! business.

And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.

[vmail]

Alien Abduction (9%)