I'm Tempted To Take Him Up On The Offer....

[KPARRIS-JONES]

I NEED YOUR HELP WITH TRUST,

FROM: MR ABUBAKAR ISSAH,

Please read carefully,

This message might meet you in utmost surprise. However, it's just my urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction. I got your contact from yahoo tourist search while I was searching for a foreign partner. I am assured of your capability and reliability to champion this business opportunity when I prayed about you.

I am a banker by profession in Burkina-Faso, West Africa and currently

holding the post of manager in account and auditing department in our bank. I have the opportunity of transferring the left over funds ($ 9.2Million Dollars) belonging to our deceased customer who died along with his entire family in a bomb attack.

Hence; I am inviting you for a business deal where this money can be shared between us in the ratio of 60/40 if you agree to my business proposal. Further details of the transfer will be forwarded to you as soon as I receive your return mail as soon as you receive this letter.

Please indicate your willingness by sending the below information for more clarification and easy communication.

For more details, Contact me for more details.

(1) YOUR FULL NAME...............................

(2) YOUR AGE AND SEX............................

(3) YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS..................

(4) YOUR PRIVATE PHONE N0..........

(5) FAX NUMBER..............

(6) YOUR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN..................

(7) YOUR OCCUPATION.........................

Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Thanks & Best Regards,

Mr Abubakar Issah,

EMAIL MR_Abubakar1986@sify.com

PHONE NUMBER : 00226 78 43 83 64

Not that this isn't obvious enough but just don't bother even replying to this message if you get it...

[Bizarra]

:lol2:

That's only small fry

Wait till my Swiss Banker friend contacts you I was getting 40% of Euro 220 Million I didn't take him up on it coz I wouldn't know what to do with it.

He'll be looking for someone else to take my place

[balli hi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IQqd17p9_0

[Raistlin]

If you do not laugh, I will nail you head to de wall...

[KPARRIS-JONES]

Great vid.

[Bizarra]

And another

I'd be rich if I wasn't stupid enough to think these are scams

2010 23:30:46 +0100

We are Ukrainean company, doing business all over the Europe,

our main activities are real estate investments and digital currencies exchanges.

As a result of expanding our business,

our company must keep up with our customers accepting the most popular payment: Paypal.

We are currently seeking a dependable and enthusiastic representative to handle paypal transactions.

Being located in Ukraina, Paypal limiting us to withdraw funds sent by customers,

therefore we need a representative with verified paypal account who able to accept the payments from our customers.

This will significantly improve our business, that's why we can pay $20 from every processed transfer.

Almost anyone is accepted, but a verified paypal account is required, an account where you will be receiving the transfers.

If you are interested, email me directly at: ...........

[Raistlin]

If only you joined the money making schemes that these nice folk have offered you, Then you could be in a postion to buy quality wines, beverages and ferry tickets.

[KPARRIS-JONES]

I'm getting one in every week but I just don't post them because I thought we wereall sick of them!

Gotta love their persistance.

[Bizarra]

I'm getting one in every week but I just don't post them because I thought we wereall sick of them!

Gotta love their persistance.

I only post the "Different ones, for a laugh. Honest, Your Honour !

[Bizarra]

Or how about this, which turned up, unsolicited, in Spam.

yo mate, ok I`ll give you my trick but if you give it someone else I`ll fuckin kill

you :)

you know in roulette you can bet on blacks or reds. If you bet $1 on black and it goes

black you win $1 but if it goes red you loose your $1.

but I found a way you can win everytime:

bet $1 on black if it goes black you win $1

now again bet $1 on black, if this time it goes red (or one of 2 green fields) bet $3

on black, if it goes red again bet $8 on black, if red again bet $20 on black, red

again bet $52 on black (always multiple you previous lost bet around 2.5), if now is

black you win $52 so you have $104 and you bet:

$1 + $3 + $8 + $20 + $52 = $84 and you won $52 + yours $52 = $104 So you just won $20

:)

now when you won you start with $1 on blacks again etc etc. its always bound to go

black eventually (it`s around 50/50 and you always bet around 2.5, I never had more

then 7 reds/green in the raw and possibility to have 9 times the same color is like

1/milion) so that way you eventually always win. But there`s a catch: if you start

winning too much (like $1000 a day) casino will finally notice something and they

can ban

you. I was banned once on royal casino. So don`t be a greedy asshole and don`t win

more then $300 a day and you can do it for years. And remember it`s not a "win

30k in one day" trick, it`s a way to get a steady income of around 5-8k bucks a

month for a next couple of years tax free :). I think bigger casinos know that trick

so I only play on smaller ones, right now I play on gold vip casino:

www.vip7games.com for around

6 months, I win $100-$200 (max $300) a day and my account still works, I already made

almost 45k in that casino and hope to make much much more. You just have to download

casino games, register and you can start, you`ll find roulette there when you log in

go to "specialty games". And don`t you dare talling about it anyone else,

if too many people knows about it casinos will finally found a way to block that

trick. If you have any questions just drop me a line here or on skype.

c ya

[Raistlin]

I'm back in the game ...

Barrister Teddy Crown3B Leicester Square. City,London. Country, United Kingdom.Postal/Zip Code, WC2H 7LA

DEAR FRIENDAttn:

I am Barrister Teddy Crown, Attorney Crown Chambers, my client a contractor made a deposit in a Bank for 24 months, I discovered that my client died without making a WILL, Consequently my proposal is that I want to front you as his Next of kin from my client family, if this transaction interests you kindly let me know so that I will link you to Bank where the funds is deposited for urgent transfer because the Bank have mandated me to bring the family Kin before the money is released or they will confiscate the funds and send it to British Government account, Please kindly furnish me with the following information below. [1] NAME:......................................[2] CONTACT ADD:..............................[3] AGE: .................SEX:........................[4] TEL NUMBER.............................. FAX NUMBER:..................[6] OCCUPATION STATUS: ............................[7] COUNTRY OF ORIGIN:.........COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE.........Yours FaithfullyBarrister Teddy Crown3B Leicester Square. City,London. Country, United Kingdom.Postal/Zip Code, WC2H 7LA

[Bizarra]

I bet my e-mail gets to him 1st