Election

[Norfolk n Chance]

Clicky

I'm thinking the Monster Raving William Hill Loony Party will get my vote...

Some of their pledges..

• All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one

• Make it illegal for superheroes to use their powers for evil

• Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary

• Change the English symbol of three lions to 3 badgers

• School dinners must be regularly checked for radioactivity

• Add the Loch Ness Monster to the endangered species list

• Dedicated pogo stick lanes on routes to centres of work

[Red Yaris 54]

Clicky

I'm thinking the Monster Raving William Hill Loony Party will get my vote...

Some of their pledges..

• All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one

• Make it illegal for superheroes to use their powers for evil

• Ban all terrorists from having beards as they look scary

• Change the English symbol of three lions to 3 badgers

• School dinners must be regularly checked for radioactivity

• Add the Loch Ness Monster to the endangered species list

• Dedicated pogo stick lanes on routes to centres of work

In the spirit of equality and fairness should you not list all the other candidates standing for election? ;)

[Raistlin]

Did you hear Brown calling one of his supporters a bigot on the lunchtime news, What a Pratt you always treat a mike as open let alone wear it it the car when you are bad mouthing voters Duh...

[KPARRIS-JONES]

I was surprised when watching the debate. Nick Clegg had some great material and reposts. I was impressed and wouldn't be too sorry to see the backs of Cameron and Brown....

[angilarobert]

Wish you a very good luck for this election.I'm sure this time you will only win.Good luck and all the very best.

[Bizarra]

All elections are "No Win " situations :censor:

You simply change the Devil you know for the one you don't.

They are all equally incompetent

[Raistlin]

BBC News: Gillian Duffy Quote: "Where are all these Eastern Europeans flocking from?"

My guess would be Europe, possibly East...

[Raistlin]

Surely the bigger story here is being entirely overlooked.

Gordon Brown stole a BBC microphone...