Five Rules To Ensure A Perfect Life...

[Raistlin]

Five Rules To Ensure A Perfect Life...

1. It's important to have a Woman who helps at home, cooks well, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a Woman who can make you laugh but is still cute.

3. It's important to have a Woman whom you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a Woman who is good at romance and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

[KPARRIS-JONES]

Fantastic!

So where do you find these women Raist!? ;)

[Raistlin]

Fantastic!

So where do you find these women Raist!?

Rent them :D

[Bizarra]

Fantastic!

So where do you find these women Raist!?

Rent them :D

If you can afford them, or even find them, coz paragons like those are as rare as 16 year old virgins

[KPARRIS-JONES]

Fantastic!

So where do you find these women Raist!?

Rent them :D

If you can afford them, or even find them, coz paragons like those are as rare as 16 year old virgins

Strange that that sayign developed around about the time you did... ;)

[Raistlin]

Fantastic!

So where do you find these women Raist!?

Rent them

If you can afford them, or even find them, coz paragons like those are as rare as 16 year old virgins

Strange that that sayign developed around about the time you did...

Concentrate that man ...

[Bizarra]

Fantastic!

So where do you find these women Raist!?

Rent them

If you can afford them, or even find them, coz paragons like those are as rare as 16 year old virgins

Strange that that sayign developed around about the time you did...

Concentrate that man ...

Doing his exams at the moment? Shame about his English results :bookworm: :lol2:

[KPARRIS-JONES]

The double "that" was intended. An odd sentence I know. Typos occur because I'm concentrating on revision! And I'm predicted an A for english :P

[Bizarra]

The double "that" was intended. An odd sentence I know. Typos occur because I'm concentrating on revision! And I'm predicted an A for english :P

Excuses, excuses !

[Raistlin]

The double "that" was intended. An odd sentence I know. Typos occur because I'm concentrating on revision! And I'm predicted an A for english

Excuses, excuses !

Was that double "Excuses" intended...

[Sagitar]

The double "that" was intended. An odd sentence I know. Typos occur because I'm concentrating on revision! And I'm predicted an A for english

Excuses, excuses !

Was that double "Excuses" intended...

Some of us know that "that that" is correct . . . .

[Raistlin]

English 101

That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is is an English word sequence demonstrating lexical ambiguity.

It is used as an example illustrating the importance of proper punctuation

The sequence can be understood as four discrete sentences by adding punctuation:

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

This relates a simple philosophical proverb in the style of Parmenides that all that is, is, and that anything that does not exist does not.

The phrase was first noted in Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable but was popularised when the 1959 short story "Flowers for Algernon" was adapted for the big screen in 1968 as Charly.

Garylin noticed this while lying in a meadow picking daisies and talking to himself.

A similar sequence, consisting of only one sentence and no punctuation, is:

That that is is that that is not is not that that is that that is is not true is not true.

Meaning: The idea that the statement "what happens to be nonexistent is different from that which does exist" is false, is itself untrue.

Another similar sequence, consisting of three graphic sentences and punctuation:

That "that is" is that "that is not" is not. Is that it? It is.

Meaning: Saying that something exists is stating that "that same thing is nonexistent" is false.

Ergo I was right

Lesson Over............

[KPARRIS-JONES]

Thanks?

[Raistlin]

Thanks?

It was the least I could do... :D

[Bizarra]

Thanks?

It was the least I could do... :D

No ! The least you could have done was give a free supply of Headache tablets to one & all :lol2:

[KPARRIS-JONES]

Thanks?

It was the least I could do... :D

No ! The least you could have done was give a free supply of Headache tablets to one & all :lol2:

hti teh nial on teh haed.... :P

[Raistlin]

Thanks?

It was the least I could do...

No ! The least you could have done was give a free supply of Headache tablets to one & all

hti teh nial on teh haed....

Dyslexics Rule KO

[KPARRIS-JONES]

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

[Bizarra]

A dyslexic walks into a bra.

So do I if I think I'll get away without a slap on the face in return

[KPARRIS-JONES]

One of the many plus points of becoming old and senile. :P ;)

Slaps are delt in lesser quantities...

[Raistlin]

One of the many plus points of becoming old and senile.

Slaps are delt in lesser quantities...

Unless you're well known for that type of behaviour

[Bizarra]

One of the many plus points of becoming old and senile.

Slaps are delt in lesser quantities...

Unless you're well known for that type of behaviour

I'm famous in my own lunch hour but I haven't had enough slaps to deter me

& Kynan, I can't resist it coz you asked for it with that scandalous insult to my maturity :ffs:

Delt Dealt :bookworm: :lol2:

[KPARRIS-JONES]

I can see that any momentary lapse in my spelling is going to have the worlds brightest spot-light gazing upon it for the rest of my time here at TOC isn't it?

[Raistlin]

I can see that any momentary lapse in my spelling is going to have the worlds brightest spot-light gazing upon it for the rest of my time here at TOC isn't it?

Momentary - adjective: Lasting for a very short time.

Habit - noun: Something which you do often and regularly, sometimes without knowing that you are doing it...

You choose

[Raistlin]

Kynan enjoys his exams so much he usually take them twice...