Making An ***** Of Oneself...............

[fuel miser]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/1981826.html

[Raistlin]

It was just horse play :D

[Parts-King]

I worry about people finding such stories :D:

Kingo

[fuel miser]

I worry about people finding such stories :D:

Kingo

And so you should. I saw it first in my weekly copy of 'Farmyard Sqealers', but I couldn't link it as they don't have a website (it's a specialist publication for true connoisseurs, my local newsagent keeps it under the counter for me. The centrefold this week is a voluptuous Herdwick in the most erotic of poses!)

Seriously though, surely hee haw to have thought about the consequences of his actions.

[Raistlin]

I worry about people finding such stories :

Kingo

The centrefold this week is a voluptuous Herdwick in the most erotic of poses !

That's a Sheep Kingo.... But you knew that didn't you

[balli hi]

Mug an old lady , get 22 days community service , bang a donkey up the carrot box and get 22 months ... British justice at its best

[balli hi]

A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor's turkey and rushes back home before being caught in the act.

The next door neighbor knocks on the door and explains what the parrot has been up to. The owner of the parrot reprimands him and tells him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave the parrot's head.

That night the parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and screws his neighbor's turkey again. The next morning the owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.

The following morning is the Farmers daughters wedding, and in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot they sit the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church.

The parrot is doing fine. "Groom's side to the left and Bride's side to the right"

Then two bald guys walk in and he says, "Alright, you two turkey fuxxers up here on the piano with me."

[Bizarra]

That Perp was certainly quite a Stud

[bothwell_buyer]

I guess if he got jailed then the horse must have declined his advances by shouting neiihhyyeeeeyahhhh or whatever horses shout as I don't know cos I've never tried it and never will. The neighbours wife is enough to handle.

And now I know where her husband came from !! haha