Man Forced To Marry Cow Faints At Wedding

[Raistlin]

A teenager in Bali was ordered to tie the knot with a cow after being caught in a field standing naked behind the animal.

Local elders forced Alit to wed the beast in order to cleanse the coastal village of Yeh Embang of the bestiality. Alid passed out during the ceremony, while the cow was subsequently drowned in order to complete the ritual.

He is not the first, and most certainly will not be the last, to pledge their troth to something other than a human being. Goats, snakes, dogs, fairground rides and tourist landmarks are just some of the unlikely objects to whom people have got married.

[Bizarra]

Whatever turns you on. Baby

[Raistlin]

Whatever turns you on. Baby

Nothing like a bit of Bully...

[Bizarra]

Whatever turns you on. Baby

Nothing like a bit of Bully...

Sez he, speaking from experience !

[Raistlin]

Whatever turns you on. Baby

Nothing like a bit of Bully...

Sez he, speaking from experience !

I had to leave my young bull but as I said to him " Veal meat again"...

[Bizarra]

Whatever turns you on. Baby

Nothing like a bit of Bully...

Sez he, speaking from experience !

I had to leave my young bull but as I said to him " Veal meat again"...

That sounds a bit queer, whichever way you take it & you can take that statement either way

As a Pun........................... Grooooooan !

[Raistlin]

Whatever turns you on. Baby

Nothing like a bit of Bully...

Sez he, speaking from experience !

I had to leave my young bull but as I said to him " Veal meat again"...

That sounds a bit queer, whichever way you take it & you can take that statement either way

As a Pun........................... Grooooooan !

I'm sorry I panicked, the steaks were to high, I become dis- jointed and minced my post...

[Bizarra]

Whatever turns you on. Baby

Nothing like a bit of Bully...

Sez he, speaking from experience !

I had to leave my young bull but as I said to him " Veal meat again"...

That sounds a bit queer, whichever way you take it & you can take that statement either way

As a Pun........................... Grooooooan !

I'm sorry I panicked, the steaks were to high, I become dis- jointed and minced my post...

That is a prime cut Much better

[Raistlin]

Whatever turns you on. Baby

Nothing like a bit of Bully...

Sez he, speaking from experience !

I had to leave my young bull but as I said to him " Veal meat again"...

That sounds a bit queer, whichever way you take it & you can take that statement either way

As a Pun........................... Grooooooan !

I'm sorry I panicked, the steaks were to high, I become dis- jointed and minced my post...

That is a prime cut Much better

Blimey compliments.. It's not like you to be tender, I normally get a poke in the ribs as you give me short shank and brisket.

With this change of attitude I should get the Queen to give you an honouree knighthood... Arise Sir loin or maybe a medallion

[Bizarra]

What a tongue load of tripe

[Raistlin]

What a tongue load of tripe

I burger your pardon, I'll have bun of that talk unless your want a roasting

[Bizarra]

What a tongue load of tripe

I burger your pardon, I'll have bun of that talk unless your want a roasting

I'll render you into sausages meat if ewe make that miSteak

[Raistlin]

What a tongue load of tripe

I burger your pardon, I'll have bun of that talk unless your want a roasting

I'll render you into sausages meat if ewe make that miSteak

Whats your Beef you Devilled

You threats are causing my nervous condition to appear first I'm Dripping with sweat then I'm Chilli.

As I said you have to Tacos as you find us, I won't Curry flavour and now I am making a Hash of this post as well...

[Bizarra]

What a tongue load of tripe

I burger your pardon, I'll have bun of that talk unless your want a roasting

I'll render you into sausages meat if ewe make that miSteak

Whats your Beef you Devilled

You threats are causing my nervous condition to appear first I'm Dripping with sweat then I'm Chilli.

As I said you have to Tacos as you find us, I won't Curry flavour and now I am making a Hash of this post as well...

Ewe'r for the chop, make no bones about it Some cheek ! Eye'll be spine on ewe

[Raistlin]

What a tongue load of tripe

I burger your pardon, I'll have bun of that talk unless your want a roasting

I'll render you into sausages meat if ewe make that miSteak

Whats your Beef you Devilled

You threats are causing my nervous condition to appear first I'm Dripping with sweat then I'm Chilli.

As I said you have to Tacos as you find us, I won't Curry flavour and now I am making a Hash of this post as well...

Ewe'r for the chop, make no bones about it Some cheek ! Eye'll be spine on ewe

Ewe have very strange cows in Ireland, there am I Beef-ing up the subject and you go all sheepish, Shear laziness or are you just trying to fleece a few more posts.

Wool, I was going to tell you to Flock off but that would be too rude and I would only get Carpeted by the Mods....

[Bizarra]

What a tongue load of tripe

I burger your pardon, I'll have bun of that talk unless your want a roasting

I'll render you into sausages meat if ewe make that miSteak

Whats your Beef you Devilled

You threats are causing my nervous condition to appear first I'm Dripping with sweat then I'm Chilli.

As I said you have to Tacos as you find us, I won't Curry flavour and now I am making a Hash of this post as well...

Ewe'r for the chop, make no bones about it Some cheek ! Eye'll be spine on ewe

Ewe have very strange cows in Ireland, there am I Beef-ing up the subject and you go all sheepish, Shear laziness or are you just trying to fleece a few more posts.

Wool, I was going to tell you to Flock off but that would be too rude and I would only get Carpeted by the Mods....

Cowardly too? Go on, pull the udder one.

[Raistlin]

What a tongue load of tripe

I burger your pardon, I'll have bun of that talk unless your want a roasting

I'll render you into sausages meat if ewe make that miSteak

Whats your Beef you Devilled

You threats are causing my nervous condition to appear first I'm Dripping with sweat then I'm Chilli.

As I said you have to Tacos as you find us, I won't Curry flavour and now I am making a Hash of this post as well...

Ewe'r for the chop, make no bones about it Some cheek ! Eye'll be spine on ewe

Ewe have very strange cows in Ireland, there am I Beef-ing up the subject and you go all sheepish, Shear laziness or are you just trying to fleece a few more posts.

Wool, I was going to tell you to Flock off but that would be too rude and I would only get Carpeted by the Mods....

Cowardly too? Go on, pull the udder one.

Always milking it Vic, and that is true on so many levels :D

[Bizarra]

What a tongue load of tripe

I burger your pardon, I'll have bun of that talk unless your want a roasting

I'll render you into sausages meat if ewe make that miSteak

Whats your Beef you Devilled

You threats are causing my nervous condition to appear first I'm Dripping with sweat then I'm Chilli.

As I said you have to Tacos as you find us, I won't Curry flavour and now I am making a Hash of this post as well...

Ewe'r for the chop, make no bones about it Some cheek ! Eye'll be spine on ewe

Ewe have very strange cows in Ireland, there am I Beef-ing up the subject and you go all sheepish, Shear laziness or are you just trying to fleece a few more posts.

Wool, I was going to tell you to Flock off but that would be too rude and I would only get Carpeted by the Mods....

Cowardly too? Go on, pull the udder one.

Always milking it Vic, and that is true on so many levels :D

Cave, Raist :shutit: Steve's back on line

[Raistlin]

Bullocks - Now I'm back on topic :D