Mot=Nct

[Bizarra]

As you may gather from the title, the MOT in the UK is similar to our NCT here.

Anyhoo, My NCT expired last month, & I really didn't notice [no reminders]until the G/F's brother mentioned it & added that if I came upon a spot check, they could seize my car, if I couldn't talk my way out of it

I got home & proceeded to book in on line. I was greeted by a notice telling me that there was an unprecedented demand & if I couldn't get a booking, I should ring them.

Luckily, I managed to get one ........... on Sunday 22nd of August at 8.30am

I have the confirmation printed off & in the glove compartment of my car. Get out of jail free ticket

They undertake to have given you a test within one month of applying, & if they can't-no charge.Bet they get their revenge by failing you. This logjam has been caused by legislation that cars of more than 10 ? years of age have to be tested yearly :censor:

[Raistlin]

As you may gather from the title, the MOT in the UK is similar to our NCT here.

Anyhoo, My NCT expired last month, & I really didn't notice [no reminders]until the G/F's brother mentioned it & added that if I came upon a spot check, they could seize my car, if I couldn't talk my way out of it

I got home & proceeded to book in on line. I was greeted by a notice telling me that there was an unprecedented demand & if I couldn't get a booking, I should ring them.

Luckily, I managed to get one ........... on Sunday 22nd of August at 8.30am

I have the confirmation printed off & in the glove compartment of my car. Get out of jail free ticket

They undertake to have given you a test within one month of applying, & if they can't-no charge.Bet they get their revenge by failing you. This logjam has been caused by legislation that cars of more than 10 ? years of age have to be tested yearly

Like ours only after 3 years, So why does it take so long for both cars and a donkey cart to be done :D

[Bizarra]

As you may gather from the title, the MOT in the UK is similar to our NCT here.

Anyhoo, My NCT expired last month, & I really didn't notice [no reminders]until the G/F's brother mentioned it & added that if I came upon a spot check, they could seize my car, if I couldn't talk my way out of it

I got home & proceeded to book in on line. I was greeted by a notice telling me that there was an unprecedented demand & if I couldn't get a booking, I should ring them.

Luckily, I managed to get one ........... on Sunday 22nd of August at 8.30am

I have the confirmation printed off & in the glove compartment of my car. Get out of jail free ticket

They undertake to have given you a test within one month of applying, & if they can't-no charge.Bet they get their revenge by failing you. This logjam has been caused by legislation that cars of more than 10 ? years of age have to be tested yearly

Like ours only after 3 years, So why does it take so long for both cars and a donkey cart to be done :D

Don't be an Ass Have you ever tried to insert an emissions tester into the exhaust of a Donkey ? :lol2:

[Raistlin]

As you may gather from the title, the MOT in the UK is similar to our NCT here.

Anyhoo, My NCT expired last month, & I really didn't notice [no reminders]until the G/F's brother mentioned it & added that if I came upon a spot check, they could seize my car, if I couldn't talk my way out of it

I got home & proceeded to book in on line. I was greeted by a notice telling me that there was an unprecedented demand & if I couldn't get a booking, I should ring them.

Luckily, I managed to get one ........... on Sunday 22nd of August at 8.30am

I have the confirmation printed off & in the glove compartment of my car. Get out of jail free ticket

They undertake to have given you a test within one month of applying, & if they can't-no charge.Bet they get their revenge by failing you. This logjam has been caused by legislation that cars of more than 10 ? years of age have to be tested yearly

Like ours only after 3 years, So why does it take so long for both cars and a donkey cart to be done

Don't be an Ass Have you ever tried to insert an emissions tester into the exhaust of a Donkey ?

Don't saddle me with that, I see you trying to reign me in.

It was just horse play, I was only foaling around...

[Bizarra]

As you may gather from the title, the MOT in the UK is similar to our NCT here.

Anyhoo, My NCT expired last month, & I really didn't notice [no reminders]until the G/F's brother mentioned it & added that if I came upon a spot check, they could seize my car, if I couldn't talk my way out of it

I got home & proceeded to book in on line. I was greeted by a notice telling me that there was an unprecedented demand & if I couldn't get a booking, I should ring them.

Luckily, I managed to get one ........... on Sunday 22nd of August at 8.30am

I have the confirmation printed off & in the glove compartment of my car. Get out of jail free ticket

They undertake to have given you a test within one month of applying, & if they can't-no charge.Bet they get their revenge by failing you. This logjam has been caused by legislation that cars of more than 10 ? years of age have to be tested yearly

Like ours only after 3 years, So why does it take so long for both cars and a donkey cart to be done

Don't be an Ass Have you ever tried to insert an emissions tester into the exhaust of a Donkey ?

Don't saddle me with that, I see you trying to reign me in.

It was just horse play, I was only foaling around...

Don't be mane. I'm stallion you that I'll bridle you or saddle you & stirrup it

[Raistlin]

As you may gather from the title, the MOT in the UK is similar to our NCT here.

Anyhoo, My NCT expired last month, & I really didn't notice [no reminders]until the G/F's brother mentioned it & added that if I came upon a spot check, they could seize my car, if I couldn't talk my way out of it

I got home & proceeded to book in on line. I was greeted by a notice telling me that there was an unprecedented demand & if I couldn't get a booking, I should ring them.

Luckily, I managed to get one ........... on Sunday 22nd of August at 8.30am

I have the confirmation printed off & in the glove compartment of my car. Get out of jail free ticket

They undertake to have given you a test within one month of applying, & if they can't-no charge.Bet they get their revenge by failing you. This logjam has been caused by legislation that cars of more than 10 ? years of age have to be tested yearly

Like ours only after 3 years, So why does it take so long for both cars and a donkey cart to be done

Don't be an Ass Have you ever tried to insert an emissions tester into the exhaust of a Donkey ?

Don't saddle me with that, I see you trying to reign me in.

It was just horse play, I was only foaling around...

Don't be mane. I'm stallion you that I'll bridle you or saddle you & stirrup it

I once swallowed a toy horse, it was touch and go for a while but I'm in a stable condition now :D

[Bizarra]

As you may gather from the title, the MOT in the UK is similar to our NCT here.

Anyhoo, My NCT expired last month, & I really didn't notice [no reminders]until the G/F's brother mentioned it & added that if I came upon a spot check, they could seize my car, if I couldn't talk my way out of it

I got home & proceeded to book in on line. I was greeted by a notice telling me that there was an unprecedented demand & if I couldn't get a booking, I should ring them.

Luckily, I managed to get one ........... on Sunday 22nd of August at 8.30am

I have the confirmation printed off & in the glove compartment of my car. Get out of jail free ticket

They undertake to have given you a test within one month of applying, & if they can't-no charge.Bet they get their revenge by failing you. This logjam has been caused by legislation that cars of more than 10 ? years of age have to be tested yearly

Like ours only after 3 years, So why does it take so long for both cars and a donkey cart to be done

Don't be an Ass Have you ever tried to insert an emissions tester into the exhaust of a Donkey ?

Don't saddle me with that, I see you trying to reign me in.

It was just horse play, I was only foaling around...

Don't be mane. I'm stallion you that I'll bridle you or saddle you & stirrup it

I once swallowed a toy horse, it was touch and go for a while but I'm in a stable condition now :D

It all came out well in the end ? :P

[Raistlin]

As you may gather from the title, the MOT in the UK is similar to our NCT here.

Anyhoo, My NCT expired last month, & I really didn't notice [no reminders]until the G/F's brother mentioned it & added that if I came upon a spot check, they could seize my car, if I couldn't talk my way out of it

I got home & proceeded to book in on line. I was greeted by a notice telling me that there was an unprecedented demand & if I couldn't get a booking, I should ring them.

Luckily, I managed to get one ........... on Sunday 22nd of August at 8.30am

I have the confirmation printed off & in the glove compartment of my car. Get out of jail free ticket

They undertake to have given you a test within one month of applying, & if they can't-no charge.Bet they get their revenge by failing you. This logjam has been caused by legislation that cars of more than 10 ? years of age have to be tested yearly

Like ours only after 3 years, So why does it take so long for both cars and a donkey cart to be done

Don't be an Ass Have you ever tried to insert an emissions tester into the exhaust of a Donkey ?

Don't saddle me with that, I see you trying to reign me in.

It was just horse play, I was only foaling around...

Don't be mane. I'm stallion you that I'll bridle you or saddle you & stirrup it

I once swallowed a toy horse, it was touch and go for a while but I'm in a stable condition now

It all came out well in the end ?

Fine after a pony :D

[bothwell_buyer]

As you may gather from the title, the MOT in the UK is similar to our NCT here.

Anyhoo, My NCT expired last month, & I really didn't notice [no reminders]until the G/F's brother mentioned it & added that if I came upon a spot check, they could seize my car, if I couldn't talk my way out of it

I got home & proceeded to book in on line. I was greeted by a notice telling me that there was an unprecedented demand & if I couldn't get a booking, I should ring them.

Luckily, I managed to get one ........... on Sunday 22nd of August at 8.30am

I have the confirmation printed off & in the glove compartment of my car. Get out of jail free ticket

They undertake to have given you a test within one month of applying, & if they can't-no charge.Bet they get their revenge by failing you. This logjam has been caused by legislation that cars of more than 10 ? years of age have to be tested yearly

Like ours only after 3 years, So why does it take so long for both cars and a donkey cart to be done :D

Don't be an Ass Have you ever tried to insert an emissions tester into the exhaust of a Donkey ? :lol2:

I've reported this to the Mudgeaters (Animal Rights, Donkey Division) as offensive, intrusive, and potentshully inciteful to those who might be tempted to shove an emissions tester up their pets backsides. Not sure which mudgereator will pick it up tho? theres too many fences to jump.

[Bizarra]

Don't you start, Bothy

I've a bad enough time trying to keep up with Raist,in the terrible pun stakes

[balli hi]

I carrot believe this thread

[Raistlin]

Don't you start, Bothy

I've a bad enough time trying to keep up with Raist,in the terrible pun stakes

Hap Pun you need to try harder

[Bizarra]

I carrot believe this thread

Life is too short to be serious about anything :lol2:

[Raistlin]

I carrot believe this thread

Life is too short to be serious about anything

Well, yours is old man

[Bizarra]

I carrot believe this thread

Life is too short to be serious about anything

Well, yours is old man

We are all in the queue for the Graveyard & cannot know how near the top we are. So, we might as well relax & listen to the music while we wait. [As long as Raist isn't in charge of the program ]

[Raistlin]

I carrot believe this thread

Life is too short to be serious about anything

Well, yours is old man

We are all in the queue for the Graveyard & cannot know how near the top we are. So, we might as well relax & listen to the music while we wait. [As long as Raist isn't in charge of the program ]

I'm Immortal

[Parts-King]

I'm Immortal

Immortal Immoral :D:

Kingo

[Raistlin]

I'm Immortal

Immortal Immoral :

Kingo

As well, two racial stereotypes for the price of one... Why not

[Bizarra]

I carrot believe this thread

Life is too short to be serious about anything

Well, yours is old man

We are all in the queue for the Graveyard & cannot know how near the top we are. So, we might as well relax & listen to the music while we wait. [As long as Raist isn't in charge of the program ]

I'm Immortal

Time will tell Keep a nice spot beside you in Hades, for me.

I'll do the same for you

[balli hi]

I carrot believe this thread

Life is too short to be serious about anything :lol2:

i was merely jumping on the terrible pun bandwagon :D , i printed CARROT , as in what donkeys eat

:lol2:

[Parts-King]

Eyore eyore to know better than banddy around puns in here, it's horse play of the worst type! ;)

Kingo

[Raistlin]

Eyore eyore to know better than banddy around puns in here, it's horse play of the worst type!

Kingo

It seems that the Asses Ears have been handed down amonst us