Burgers With Extra Sauce

[Raistlin]

COPS have seized a burger van whose owners handed out free PORN to hungry punters spending more than a fiver on takeaway grub and booze.

The owners of the caravan even had the bare-faced cheek to play adult flicks on a portable TV inside to entice lads piling out of bars and clubs in the early hours.

Having ordered a kebab, burger or chips they were then given a free raunchy DVD if they had shelled out more than £5.

But the offer was spotted by outraged locals in the market town of Driffield, East Yorkshire, who alerted police and two men were arrested following an undercover operation.

Officers also believe the van was not licensed to sell food or alcohol. The men have been bailed pending further investigations.

Sgt Dave Jenkins said: "The van had been operating for about two weeks.

"We received complaints that free porn DVDs were being offered to everyone who spent £5 or more on beer and burgers.

Undercover officers made several test purchases and found this to be true before Saturday night's operation when the caravan was seized.

"We won't tolerate this because a youngster could have been given the DVDs."

Confiscated DVDs have been passed to East Riding Council's trading standards department.

Police licensing officer PC Carolyn Grundy said: "Porn was being played on a TV inside the caravan when we arrived on Saturday night.

"It is unbelievable customers were being offered porn DVDs with their beer and burgers at an outlet that did not even have the necessary licences.

"The operation went well and we are now looking at the evidence to see what offences have been committed."

Do you want thighs with that....

[Bizarra]

Spoilsport Police !

I bet they gave them a good looking at in the Station.............. just to be sure that they were sufficiently Pornographic for the case to stick.

[Raistlin]

Spoilsport Police !

I bet they gave them a good looking at in the Station.............. just to be sure that they were sufficiently Pornographic for the case to stick.

It was the line "several test purchases" that made me smile :D

[Bizarra]

Spoilsport Police !

I bet they gave them a good looking at in the Station.............. just to be sure that they were sufficiently Pornographic for the case to stick.

It was the line "several test purchases" that made me smile :D

But they couldn't let the Lads in the cells starve

[Raistlin]

Spoilsport Police !

I bet they gave them a good looking at in the Station.............. just to be sure that they were sufficiently Pornographic for the case to stick.

It was the line "several test purchases" that made me smile

But they couldn't let the Lads in the cells starve

The blokes in the cells probably tried to knock something off

[Bizarra]

Spoilsport Police !

I bet they gave them a good looking at in the Station.............. just to be sure that they were sufficiently Pornographic for the case to stick.

It was the line "several test purchases" that made me smile

But they couldn't let the Lads in the cells starve

The blokes in the cells probably tried to knock something off

You know YOU would if you were in their place with free burgers, minerals & a Porn vid

Cruelty to prisoners? They gave them the videos & NO player

[Raistlin]

Spoilsport Police !

I bet they gave them a good looking at in the Station.............. just to be sure that they were sufficiently Pornographic for the case to stick.

It was the line "several test purchases" that made me smile

But they couldn't let the Lads in the cells starve

The blokes in the cells probably tried to knock something off

You know YOU would if you were in their place with free burgers, minerals & a Porn vid

Cruelty to prisoners? They gave them the videos & NO player

What's a video, ís it like a DVD or something ?

[Bizarra]

Spoilsport Police !

I bet they gave them a good looking at in the Station.............. just to be sure that they were sufficiently Pornographic for the case to stick.

It was the line "several test purchases" that made me smile

But they couldn't let the Lads in the cells starve

The blokes in the cells probably tried to knock something off

You know YOU would if you were in their place with free burgers, minerals & a Porn vid

Cruelty to prisoners? They gave them the videos & NO player

What's a video, ís it like a DVD or something ?

The Lads in the Burger Van hadn't caught up with modern technology ? ? ? ?

[Raistlin]

Spoilsport Police !

I bet they gave them a good looking at in the Station.............. just to be sure that they were sufficiently Pornographic for the case to stick.

It was the line "several test purchases" that made me smile

But they couldn't let the Lads in the cells starve

The blokes in the cells probably tried to knock something off

You know YOU would if you were in their place with free burgers, minerals & a Porn vid

Cruelty to prisoners? They gave them the videos & NO player

What's a video, is it like a DVD or something ?

The Lads in the Burger Van hadn't caught up with modern technology ? ? ? ?

Nor you or so it would seem...

We all know you like you buns buttered ..

[Bizarra]

Classic Porn VIDEOS should be treasured & may be a good investment for the future That is my financial tip for the week, and my excuse No wonder I'm broke

[Raistlin]

Classic Porn VIDEOS should be treasured & may be a good investment for the future That is my financial tip for the week, and my excuse No wonder I'm broke

Broken your tip eh , Stop pulling it ...

[balli hi]

You know it burgers belief How thick can some people be , they might have stood a better chance if they advertised free toad in the hole and a hand shandy ( optional ) with every purchase over a fiver

Oh and Vic , DVD stands for Digital Versatile Disc ( formerly Digital Video Disc ) , so to call it a video would not entirely deem you to be incorrect :D

It also stands for

DVD ***** Van !Removed!

DVD Death Valley Days

DVD Direct Vendor Delivery

DVD Digital Virus Disease

DVD Drugs and Vice Division

DVD Dependable Video Discus

DVD Dumb Video Ducks

DVD Double Volume Disc

DVD Dual View Display

DVD Dangerously Vindictive Damper

DVD Defined Video Disc

DVD Delta Velocity Display

Hope this helps

[Bizarra]

You know it burgers belief How thick can some people be , they might have stood a better chance if they advertised free toad in the hole with every purchase over a fiver

Oh and Vic , DVD stands for Digital Versatile Disc (formerly Digital Video Disc) , so to call it a video would not entirely deem you to be incorrect :D

It also stands for

DVD ***** Van Dyke

DVD Death Valley Days

DVD Direct Vendor Delivery

DVD Digital Virus Disease

DVD Drugs and Vice Division

DVD Dependable Video Discus

DVD Dumb Video Ducks

DVD Double Volume Disc

DVD Dual View Display

DVD Dangerously Vindictive Damper

DVD Defined Video Disc

DVD Delta Velocity Display

Hope this helps

Thank you, Balli. You are a good Mate

[Raistlin]

Not forgetting, Debilitated Veteran Decrepit

[balli hi]

Not forgetting, Debilitated Veteran Decrepit

:lol2:

[Parts-King]

DVD = Dirty Video Department I have a key for that door ;)

Kingo

[balli hi]

DVD = Dirty Video Department I have a key for that door ;)

Kingo

Did vic cut you a copy

[Raistlin]

DVD = Dirty Video Department I have a key for that door

Kingo

Did vic cut you a copy

No, it's one of those new electronic locks, You have to put your palm on it

[Bizarra]

That wouldn't be easy My Palm is about 20 feet tall & firmly rooted

[Raistlin]

That wouldn't be easy My Palm is about 20 feet tall & firmly rooted

Root in your Palm... I see

[Bizarra]

That wouldn't be easy My Palm is about 20 feet tall & firmly rooted

Root in your Palm... I see

Spy Cam ? Oh No !

Post it on You Tube in order that I get my 20 minutes of fame

[Raistlin]

I can't put it on You Tube as Pornhub has already bought the rights to it...

[Bizarra]

I can't put it on You Tube as Pornhub has already bought the rights to it...

Do I get commission ?

[Raistlin]

I can't put it on You Tube as Pornhub has already bought the rights to it...

Do I get commission ?

A years supply of Kleenex

[Bizarra]

Juan Sh1t will do the lot