Iphone 4 Signal Fault Leaves Apple 'stunned' For Error

[Raistlin]

If the cap fits, it's very brave to admit it on an open forum...

No wonder you two are close

It also accounts for the lack of success with the ladies... Like father, like son

[Bizarra]

If the cap fits, it's very brave to admit it on an open forum...

No wonder you two are close

It also accounts for the lack of success with the ladies... Like father, like son

I tried it on.....the cap on my head, he hastily added & it was far too small

So, bang goes your theory

[Raistlin]

The cap is fine, it's your head that is too big

(another gifted line)

Edited July 16, 2010 by Raistlin

[Bizarra]

The cap is fine, it's your head that is too big

(another gifted line)

Wasn't a gifted line , it wasn't so it wasn't

I was going to add that my head was too big for it It has to be How else else could I accommodate all those brains & knowledge? Take a look at Einstein's head, as an example. I didn't want to brag & make everyone else feel like lesser Mortals, unlike some whom I won't name........for the moment

[Raistlin]

The cap is fine, it's your head that is too big

(another gifted line)

Take a look at Einstein's head, as an example.

What, dead

[Bizarra]

The cap is fine, it's your head that is too big

(another gifted line)

Which brings to mind the Graffiti on the Toilet wall

" This bloody Bogs is no use at all

The seat is to high & the hole is too small"

Under that, in different handwriting was-

" To which I must add the obvious retort,

Your Arse is too large & your legs are too short"

:lol2:

[Raistlin]

The cap is fine, it's your head that is too big

(another gifted line)

Which brings to mind the Graffiti on the Toilet wall

" This bloody Bogs is no use at all

The seat is to high & the hole is too small"

Under that, in different handwriting was-

" To which I must add the obvious retort,

Your Arse is too large & your legs are too short"

I thought the local council had an injuction out on you stopping you from doing that :D

[Bizarra]

The cap is fine, it's your head that is too big

(another gifted line)

Which brings to mind the Graffiti on the Toilet wall

" This bloody Bogs is no use at all

The seat is to high & the hole is too small"

Under that, in different handwriting was-

" To which I must add the obvious retort,

Your Arse is too large & your legs are too short"

I thought the local council had an injuction out on you stopping you from doing that :D

"They seek me here, They seek me there"................

[Raistlin]

He'll paint on walls almost anywhere...

[Bizarra]

He'll paint on walls almost anywhere...

and the rudest ones are beyond compare !

[Raistlin]

Displaying the crudest images for you to share..

[Bizarra]

Showing Bums & Boobs all laid bare He was a poet & he didn't knowit

[Raistlin]

With organs spitting fluids in the air

[Bizarra]

aimed at ladies, unaware

[Raistlin]

They were hit with the spit and wiped it off,

then told Bizarra to... Stop posting on this subject as it is a million light years from the original topic and they don't want to see you banned

[Bizarra]

using a corner of Raist's nappy cloff

Ok Fair warning Remind me, what WAS the original Topic?

[Raistlin]

using a corner of Raist's nappy cloff

Ok Fair warning Remind me, what WAS the original Topic?

Something about a crappy overpriced phones that posers buy... Mugs

[Bizarra]

using a corner of Raist's nappy cloff

Ok Fair warning Remind me, what WAS the original Topic?

Something about a crappy overpriced phones that posers buy... Mugs

[Raistlin]

If you want to tell all of your friends, family and colleagues that you're socially inept, attention seeking, and a mindless zombie slave to the commercials and hype of one of the seemingly most popular corporations on the planet,

There's an app for that...

[bothwell_buyer]

something about banned apples???

[Raistlin]

Following the hysteria surrounding the iPhone 4's signal failures,

Steve Jobs has announced that if you purchase a new iPhone 4 they will throw in a free blackberry 9700 so you can make a call

[Parts-King]

My iPhone 4 is brilliant at everything........except phone calls

[Bizarra]

My iPhone 4 is brilliant at everything........except phone calls

You can't say we didn't issue warnings! But did you listen?........

No point, I suppose, when it is lousy at phone calls :P

[Raistlin]

Didn't you call him...

[Parts-King]

I was gonna call you..............

EDIT Doh the man beat me too it...grrrr