'big Budget' Porn Film Shot In London Hospital

[Raistlin]

A "big budget" pornographic film was shot in a London hospital when it hired out one of its wards to a film company.

The movie generated "substantial income" for the hospital, Conservative MP Penny Mordaunt said.

Ms Mordaunt, Portsmouth North MP, was speaking during a House of Commons debate on improving transparency in government accounting, on Monday.

NHS Kensington and Chelsea said the filming occurred before 2002 when the primary care trust (PCT) formed.

"When I was director of Kensington and Chelsea Council, I discovered that one of our local hospitals was hiring out one of its closed - but fully-equipped - wards to a film company to use as a film set," Ms Mordaunt said.

"To add insult to injury, the movie was a pornographic one.

"Although I cannot claim to have seen the final picture - as I understand, these things are no longer claimable on parliamentary expenses - it was a big-budget affair and generated substantial income for the hospital."

"But apart from cheering up a few of the in-patients, it cannot be said to be contributing to the objectives of the primary care trust."

NHS Kensington and Chelsea said: "We can confirm this incident occurred some time prior to 2002 under a predecessor organisation's management and prior to the formation of PCTs."

Kensington and Chelsea Council has been contacted by BBC London but have not yet commented on the story.

[Bizarra]

Wheeeee I've just had a bad accident :help2: Call me an Ambulance ASAP

Ok, Wiseasses "You are an Ambulance"

[Raistlin]

Wheeeee I've just had a bad accident Call me an Ambulance ASAP

Ok, Wiseasses "You are an Ambulance"

It's just a stiff joint...

[Bizarra]

Wheeeee I've just had a bad accident Call me an Ambulance ASAP

Ok, Wiseasses "You are an Ambulance"

It's just a stiff joint...

Especially if you get me there before they finish shooting :P I could do stand in for the Male lead B)

[Raistlin]

But do you have the right tools...

[Bizarra]

But do you have the right tools...

That remains to be seen..........on Video

[Raistlin]

But do you have the right tools...

That remains to be seen..........on Video

That's the difference...

Your video, I'm Blu ray, Widescreen of course

[Red Yaris 54]

But do you have the right tools...

That remains to be seen..........on Video

Did it ask for Chelsea "Pensioners" then??? :P ;)

[Raistlin]

Harsh,

I'm sure that could use him in the Mortuary scene

[Red Yaris 54]

Harsh,

I'm sure that could use him in the Mortuary scene

I am sure that he will be "stiff" enough

[Raistlin]

Harsh,

I'm sure that could use him in the Mortuary scene

I am sure that he will be "stiff" enough

That's "hard" to see

[Red Yaris 54]

Harsh,

I'm sure that could use him in the Mortuary scene

I am sure that he will be "stiff" enough

That's "hard" to see

I was not going to mention the need for a magnifying glass! ;)

[Raistlin]

Harsh,

I'm sure that could use him in the Mortuary scene

I am sure that he will be "stiff" enough

That's "hard" to see

I was not going to mention the need for a magnifying glass!

Or a splint

[fuel miser]

Harsh,

I'm sure that could use him in the Mortuary scene

I am sure that he will be "stiff" enough

That's "hard" to see

I was not going to mention the need for a magnifying glass!

Or a splint

Or a set of jump leads?

[Raistlin]

Harsh,

I'm sure that could use him in the Mortuary scene

I am sure that he will be "stiff" enough

That's "hard" to see

I was not going to mention the need for a magnifying glass!

Or a splint

Or a set of jump leads?

Attached to a younger man :D

[Bizarra]

I only stay on this Forum coz I couldn't get a better class of abuse & insults on any other

[Raistlin]

I have to agree, I do think Red Yaris went too far with his insults....

[Bizarra]

I have to agree, I do think Red Yaris went too far with his insults....

Only Steve ?????...... He had an accomplice in the heinous crimes

[Raistlin]

But Kynan is easily lead :D

[Bizarra]

But Kynan is easily lead :D

Quoth the original "Artful Dodger"

[Raistlin]

Pot, Kettle & Black comes to mind here