Nanny, Died From Sexual Arousal While Watching Pornography

[Bizarra]

Cum on, lets get back on topic...

Ermmm ! What was it ?

[KPARRIS-JONES]

Didn't look at this thread since I posted.

Wow you two are awful at remaining on topic....

[Red Yaris 54]

Cum on, lets get back on topic...

Now that sounds like a good idea

[Raistlin]

All my idea's are good :D

[Bizarra]

All my idea's are good :D

Indeed ! That's what got you to where you are today

[Raistlin]

Now I'm depressed

[Bizarra]

Now I'm depressed

Well, May I suggest a cure ? Ok !

Go to page One of your Jokes forum & read through to the latest

You will then, promptly, commit suicide & will be depressed no longer. Makes sense & you know it. :lol2:

[Raistlin]

Yes, I must admit the jokes which have been added to my superb Joke forum by lesser mortals and overseas persons has spoilt the quality, but not enough to force me into suicide.

On the contrary it just spurs me own to post more additions to avoid the dilution of my body of work....

[fuel miser]

I tried to commit suicide once by swallowing 100 aspirins. It didn't work, I felt better after the first two.

[Bizarra]

Yes, I must admit the jokes which have been added to my superb Joke forum by lesser mortals and overseas persons has spoilt the quality, but not enough to force me into suicide.

On the contrary it just spurs me own to post more additions to avoid the dilution of my body of work....

Onward & Upward That's the spirit So is Vodka

[Raistlin]

I'm nearly always up, it's these little blue... Ah well thats another tale

[Bizarra]

I'm nearly always up, it's these little blue... Ah well thats another tale

Or should that read "Ah well thats another tail"?

[Raistlin]

I think you mean Trunk

[Bizarra]

I think you mean Trunk

Do you mean to say that you have a trunkful of Tail

I hope you left airholes or there will be a trunkful of dead tail :( Ok of course if you are into necrophilia

[Raistlin]

I get lot's of tail but I have a dungeon not a trunk... As you well know being a frequent visitor to my Asian collection

[Bizarra]

Ah Yes ! I remember them well :D Tra la la, etc

[Raistlin]

They remember you, they are still tied up

[Bizarra]

They remember you, they are still tied up

Safest way to have them, in every sense of the phrase That way they can't tell any tails tales

[Raistlin]

You just Rope them in,

Stringing them on with tales of a Cord-ial life , then they are Tied into a life of Bending and Splicing knowing they are Bound to you as you have the only spare accommodations in the Block.

Then they are Whipped into submission whilst you Skip down to the pub,

Once tamed they are passed on for a fee without a Hitch...

[Bizarra]

You just Rope them in,

Stringing them on with tales of a Cord-ial life , then they are Tied into a life of Bending and Splicing knowing they are Bound to you as you have the only spare accommodations in the Block.

Then they are Whipped into submission whilst you Skip down to the pub,

Once tamed they are passed on for a fee without a Hitch...

I surrender

Not to you, but to their irresistible charms

[Raistlin]

I always knew your were weak, have you a little French in you ?

[Bizarra]

I always knew your were weak, have you a little French in you ?

Me? Weak? No way. That filthy rumour started coz I give my woman the pleasure & privilege of fighting for me & defending my honour

Have I a little French in me ? Possibly Who knows their full ancestry? Somewhere, far back & very sideways, the Dukes of Leinster appear in the family, As their name began with Fitz it means that they were Norman originally. Other than that, I sit on a petit Po ? does that qualify?

[Raistlin]

You must find that Gauling

[Bizarra]

You must find that Gualing

Or even "Gauling" ........ all of which was "divided into 3 halves" according to the long lost & forgotten text book :D { Caesar's Gallic Wars ?] :bookworm:

[Raistlin]

You must find that Gauling

Or even "Gauling" ........ all of which was "divided into 3 halves" according to the long lost & forgotten text book { Caesar's Gallic Wars ?]

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