Why Do Men Have A Midlife Crisis

[Bizarra]

As if I would....

At every opportunity I give you <_< :lol2:

[Raistlin]

Paranoia

Is a thought process heavily influenced by anxiety or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards oneself. Historically, this characterization was used to describe any delusional state.

[Bizarra]

Just because you are Paranoid, doesn't mean that the Bastards aren't out to get you

Family motto...... Nil Bastardi carborundum

[Raistlin]

They don't... :D

[balli hi]

What a beauty Why did you get rid of it , or do you still have it , and have you taken up guitar lessons of late ? bought a motor bike ? traded the missus in for a younger more athletic model , dyed your hair , or decided to cut a few records , if the answer is yes to at least two of those questions , then get help and quick

The Z had to go because I do virtually all of my drive in and around Havering.... oh well I had 2 years of great fun.

In response to your questions I can answer No to the guitar, no to a motor bike, no to trading in the missus, no to dying my hair and no to the records thingy.... phew silly me

However I did buy this baby a year ago so maybe I am a lost cause

I remember you posting when you first bought her Steve , i can't believe how pristine it is , the Rovers a gorgeous looking motor mate

[Raistlin]

Don't tell him but someone has nicked his number plate

[Bizarra]

Don't tell him but someone has nicked his number plate

No, He has it blacked out coz he knows that you are lurking, Might claim it was stolen & rightfully yours.

Aygo owners would go to any lengths to climb up from the depths in which they flounder

[Raistlin]

I do not lurk I merely observe

[Bizarra]

I do not lurk I merely observe

Wearing camouflage whilst hidden in the shrubbery :lol2:

[Raistlin]

Not hidden, I was conducting a nature study hence the outfit

[Bizarra]

Not hidden, I was conducting a nature study hence the outfit

Nature in the raw, without doubt <_< Naked sluts frolicking on the lawns by moonlight

[Raistlin]

You might think that,

I couldn't possibly comment.

[Bizarra]

You might think that,

I couldn't possibly comment.

Ah Go on, go on, go on, ah shure ye will [ Father Ted's Housekeeper ] Spill the beans & you can always plead the 5th Amendment

[Raistlin]

Nature in the raw, without doubt Naked sluts frolicking on the lawns by moonlight

Although it is a full moon tonight...

[Bizarra]

Nature in the raw, without doubt Naked sluts frolicking on the lawns by moonlight

Although it is a full moon tonight...

Yes of course Everything has become clearer now

[Raistlin]

Look and you shall see...

[Bizarra]

Look and you shall see...

Which wise saying is proudly emblazoned over the Entrance of the Voyeurs & Peeping Tom's Society :D

[Raistlin]

You know me so well...

[Bizarra]

You know me so well...

And won't say a word, as long as the payments [hush money ] keep coming. :shutit:

[Raistlin]

Tell all, I have broad shoulders and I can take the criticism ... I used to it :D

[Bizarra]

Tell all, I have broad shoulders and I can take the criticism ... I used to it :D

and much prefer taking the criticism to handing over hard cash

[Raistlin]

You don't get rich by spending it :D

[Bizarra]

Your middle Name is Midas ? <_<

[Raistlin]

It's no wonder they call Ireland the green country.... Jealousy

[Bizarra]

It's no wonder they call Ireland the green country.... Jealousy

No! :D We have long evolved past that pathetic state. If you continue to evolve, rather than remain static,"It could be You" ;)