The Hamburg Slasher

[balli hi]

'TERROR-PI$-$ER' killed neighbour's garden with night-time golden showers

A couple in Hamburg have finally got to the bottom of why the plants in their front garden keep turning brown and dying – their neighbour has been urinating on them at night.

A years-long feud between the two families could now be finished, after the weed-upon couple confronted their urinating neighbour – dubbed the "terror-pisser" – with video evidence of his night-time activities.

The Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper reported that Dieter and Rosemarie Friebel, who live in the Farmsen area of the city, had problems with plants in their front garden for years.

“A hibiscus suddenly looked like it had been burned by the sun,” said Mrs Friebel. She kept buying and planting new plants, but they too soon succumbed to what she started to suspect was poisoned soil.

She told the paper she even took a soil sample, intending to send it off for testing, but decided against it after discovering how expensive it would be.

The Friebels said they had long had problems with the family next door, particularly with excessive noise. A year ago Mrs Friebel saw the man, named only as Peter M., hit another car while parking his, and was called as a witness in a court case.

“Since then he has not spoken to us at all,” she told the paper.

The problems with her plants continued to be a mystery until she found a CD in the post.

“One day we found a CD in our post box. A neighbour must have given it to us,” said Mr Friebel. “When we played it, we could not believe our eyes.”

The paper said there were 12 short films, taken between October 28 and December 5 – all showing Peter M. leaving his house at night and urinating over their front garden.

They confronted him with the evidence and he has apologised.

“It makes me feel sick when I think how often I ran my fingers over the leaves and wondered where the liquid came from,” said Mrs Freibel.

[Parts-King]

You would be right pi ssed off it that happened to you, the plants should have been bigger anyway, what was the point in planting those wee things

Kingo

[balli hi]

I loved this quote , “It makes me feel sick when I think how often I ran my fingers over the leaves and wondered where the liquid came from,” said Mrs Freibel. :lol2:

I suppose those yellow stained fingers of hers wasn't through excessive smoking :lol2:

[Parts-King]

The smell of stale p*ss should have been the give away

[Bizarra]

Interesting, though !

I've been buying expensive WEEd killer for years and it hasn't been overly successful <_<

Now , thanks to Balli I get this tip on the fly & the solution was under my nose

Urinate man for posting this. This will be my No 1 method from now on

[balli hi]

Interesting, though !

I've been buying expensive WEEd killer for years and it hasn't been overly successful <_<

Now , thanks to Balli I get this tip on the fly & the solution was under my nose

Urinate man for posting this. This will be my No 1 method from now on

Remind me not to accept any invitations to a BBQ round your gaf Vic :lol2: however if your serious you could always ask your neighbours for their donations in order to help matters along

[Bizarra]

I would but I wouldn't give them the satisfaction

Of course, I, too, could have a hidden camera & catch the Ladies.

Money making scheme starting to form........... Blackmail !

I'll put you on a %age

[Raistlin]

Doesn't all that Viagra mean you will get a Blue lawn...

[Bizarra]

Doesn't all that Viagra mean you will get a Blue lawn...

It makes me stand out.....................from the mob

Anything Blue, I like except Chelsea [Not true, Balli. :P I just couldn't resist it

[Raistlin]

Anything Blue, I like except Chelsea [Not true, Balli.

What a creep kissing up to Balli...

[Bizarra]

Anything Blue, I like except Chelsea [Not true, Balli.

What a creep kissing up to Balli...

Friends are not for insulting In your case, though a friend, I definitely make an exception :shutit:

[balli hi]

Anything Blue, I like except Chelsea [Not true, Balli.

What a creep kissing up to Balli...

Kissing up to balli is to be encouraged :) :!Removed!: :lol2:

[Raistlin]

Yeah, you need all the help you can get , even from a member of the lower races...

[Bizarra]

Yeah, you need all the help you can get , even from a member of the lower races...

I didn't notice any of them giving Balli any support You qualify but if you supported, I must have missed it :shutit:

Is your support one for your Hernia :D

PS. I corrected your spelling .........again You never replied when I asked were you Kynan's locum

[Raistlin]

I see no Error...

[Bizarra]

I see no Error...

:censor: was the wrong emoticon but there isn't one for "edited"

Not now, you don't "There are none so blind as those who will not see".............the errors of their ways :fishyface: Repent ye! For the great Lexicographer has his beady eye on you and Heaven help me on the day when I make a mistake, & it will come!

[balli hi]

Yeah, you need all the help you can get , even from a member of the lower races...

ooo-er missus , get her " Tact: getting your point across without stabbing someone with it."

if i cared i might just be upset , but i don't :lol2:

" even from a member of the lower races " , my answer = No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent :P "Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them."

:P

[Raistlin]

It's OK I have a large appetite... In all things

[Bizarra]

Yeah, you need all the help you can get , even from a member of the lower races...

ooo-er missus , get her " Tact: getting your point across without stabbing someone with it."

if i cared i might just be upset , but i don't :lol2:

" even from a member of the lower races " , my answer = No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent :P "Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them."

:P

That was nicely put, Balli Some very wise sayings there, which I liked & had never come across before

[Raistlin]

I heard there is very little you hadn't come across

[balli hi]

Yeah, you need all the help you can get , even from a member of the lower races...

ooo-er missus , get her " Tact: getting your point across without stabbing someone with it."

if i cared i might just be upset , but i don't :lol2:

" even from a member of the lower races " , my answer = No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent :P "Always use tasteful words - you may have to eat them."

:P

That was nicely put, Balli Some very wise sayings there, which I liked & had never come across before

Here's another :D

"Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair." George Burns: