Male Road Accidents Soar In Summer Due To Women's Short Skirts

[Raistlin]

The latest statistics show that 29 per cent of men admitted being distracted by short skirts and low-cut tops in the Summer weather, leading to record numbers of accidents on the roads.

And according to car insurance company Sheilas' Wheels, the summer smash phenomenon is getting worse each year - in 2009 men made 16.4 per cent more claims during the Summer than in any other month.

The insurance company also found that a quarter of male drivers have had at least one summertime crash or very near miss in the last five years, compared to just 17 per cent of women.

Behavioural psychologist Donna Dawson explained: "Research shows that men are far more easily distracted behind the wheel than women.

"Men are more visually orientated and so distractions such as an attractive woman walking down the street can quickly take their attention away from driving and the job in hand.

"Testosterone also plays a part, as it makes men more prone to aggression, especially when frustrated by a confined space such as a car - and men are quicker than women to expose such irritability in hot weather."

A spokesperson for Sheilas' Wheels car insurance said: "In the summer but men are significantly more likely than women to claim during the summer months - often as a result of wandering eyes.

"We urge all motorists to keep their eyes on the road - regardless of outside distractions - and keep cool behind the wheel."

"A car is a dangerous weapon in the hands of a distracted driver and a momentary lapse can lead to a lifetime of regret if a serious accident occurs."

[Bizarra]

Raist, If you are going to post "News", please post something that isn't common knowledge :lol2:

Still, it is one of Summer's mini pleasures & well worth the risk, especially high, on a breezy day

[Raistlin]

[Bizarra]

Now That's dangerous

[Raistlin]

Try hand cream

[Devil-ish]

and where's the pics of male totty then??? No-where cos us females is above that sort of thing

[Bizarra]

and where's the pics of male totty then??? No-where cos us females is above that sort of thing

Pardon me, Anne but "Oh Yeah? Then why did you read a male orientated topic?

and don't encourage Raist! :shutit:"and where's the pics of male totty then???" He'll regard that as a challenge, which maybe was your intention? :lol2:

[Raistlin]

For Anne

[jw67]

He looks like a nice boy

[Bizarra]

He looks like a nice boy

With a little bit of cosmetic surgery & a few pills, he'd make a fine Ladyboy

[jw67]

I bet he's from Surrey too

[Bizarra]

I doubt it They're all half breeds..............Trolls & Humans with the Troll genes being the stronger

[Raistlin]

I doubt it They're all half breeds..............Trolls & Humans with the Troll genes being the stronger

I'll have you know that I am a pure blood, Mage of the first order ready to sweep the celts from the face of the earth.... In a caring, sharing type of way

[Bizarra]

I'm delighted that you changed the "Male Totty" pin up Raist

Much better choice, this time

Naturally, my comments on your previous feeble attempt,do NOT apply :lol2:

[Raistlin]

I'm delighted that you changed the "Male Totty" pin up Raist

Much better choice, this time

It was the least I could do :D