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Genuine All-Over Tan Is A Physical Impossibility


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Hello guys, if you like to see that biutiful and GENUINE ALL OVER BODY tan, than you should have a visit to my country, MALTA . :yes:

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Do TOC members get free tickets to fly out there??

Only if you can spell beautiful correctly laugh.gif

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Do TOC members get free tickets to fly out there??

Only if you can spell beautiful correctly laugh.gif

Beautiful =Corolla thumbsup.gif

Rust = Rolla yahoo.gif

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Then Aygo = may go yahoo.gif

And it does like a thoroughbred thumbsup.gif

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Then Aygo = may go yahoo.gif

And it does like a thoroughbred thumbsup.gif

Frog in a frog racing contest :sneaky2: .........Jump,stall,jump,stall, Jump. go off course, stall.........................rescue :lol2:

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At least it runs thumbsup.gif

Jumps & stalls :lol:see above :lol2:

Pity it is plastic or you could weld a mast & sail on the roof...................then it might run :boat:

Open the Sunroof! {What's that? :rolleyes: } and channel the hot air & flatulence from the interior. You would have discovered perpetual motion :driving::sneaky2: :lol2:

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Motion = Any movement or change in position or place

You've probably not witnessed this a you own a Corolla yahoo.gif

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Motion = Any movement or change in position or place

I've probably not witnessed this a I own an Aygo yahoo.gif

Very big of you to admit it at last :thumbsup::lol:

I don't witness it either, as my Corolla Executive GL 1.6 Liftback :yahoo: is poetry in motion. :thumbsup: You can't hear the engine, even at high revs & she is so smooth that you don't realise the speed you are doing :driving: The Sonic Boom is a clue, though :lol2:

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I have admit it at last that my Corolla Executive GL 1.6 Liftback yahoo.gif is never in motion. thumbsup.gif You can't hear the engine as it doesn't run so you always know the speed you are doing... Nil mph driving.gif

Even if it did run, after a few yards the bodywork would have fallen off...

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I don't witness it either, as my Corolla Executive GL 1.6 Liftback :yahoo: is poetry in motion. :thumbsup: You can't hear the engine, even at high revs & she is so smooth that you don't realise the speed you are doing :driving: The Sonic Boom is a clue, though :lol2:

Even if it did run, after a few yards the bodywork would have fallen off...

& destroy any little Blue Aygos, struggling along behind...........chug,chug,smash :yahoo:

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Chug,chug,smash

The noise of an ex Corolla.... jester.gif

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