A Blonde Driver, No Doubt !

[Bizarra]

Motorist: Did ghost move my car?

Friday August 06 2010

A motorist who forgot to use her handbrake asked her local council if ghosts had moved her car.

The woman called the authority to question whether a car park in Sutton, south London, was haunted after her vehicle "moved of its own accord".

In reality, there had been no supernatural intervention, with CCTV footage showing the car had rolled into a different parking bay after the woman failed to apply her handbrake properly.

Press Association

[Raistlin]

Was she driving a Phantom ?

[Devil-ish]

OK so she was daft!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I object to the blonde bit as a blonde but good driver....................

[Raistlin]

Is that even possible...

Not the blonde bit but the women driver

[Bizarra]

OK so she was daft!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT I object to the blonde bit as a blonde but good driver....................

Sorry, Anne The heading should have read "A Blonde Driver, no doubt, But not Anne ! :lol2:

[Raistlin]

CREEP

[cheetah1]

There is a haircolor called "blonde", and then there is a lifestyle with the same name. The first one, I think, is rather sexy, while the latter is highly regrettable.

[Bizarra]

There is a haircolor called "blonde", and then there is a lifestyle with the same name. The first one, I think, is rather sexy, while the latter is highly regrettable.

Treading on very dangerous ground , there Anne knows somebody....

She is married to one of the "powers that be". i.e. Giddlepin Management :lol2:

[Phoenix999]

Quite a few years back I came home from work one Sunday morning to see a neighbours car about 50 yards down the road sitting against the back of another car.... the stupid bitch had been p**sed the previous night and forgot to apply the handbrake She was not blonde and did this time and again until she eventually moved away Oh some people can be so stupid

[Raistlin]

Vic, Are you on commission ?

[jw67]

Was she driving a Phantom ?

No a Silver Ghost

[Bizarra]

Vic, Are you on commission ?

You think I do all this work & stay logged in 24/7 for nothing? I may not be of your Brotherhood but in this, I am a follower

[Raistlin]

I must agree, it's the only tribe worth following :D

[Bizarra]

I must agree, it's the only tribe worth following :D

Maybe, but which one ?

The Tribes [Encyclopaedia Judaica]

Asher

Benjamin

Dan

Gad

Issachar

Joseph*

Judah

Levi

Naphtali

Reuben

Simeon

Zebulun

(Around the Tabernacle and in order of their marches)

The Eastern Tribes

Judah

Issachar

Zebulun

The Southern Tribes

Reuben

Simeon

Gad

The Western Tribes

Ephraim

Manasseh

Benjamin

The Northern Tribes

Dan

Asher

Naphtali

*The sons of Joseph, Ephraim and Menasseh, were also given the status of independent tribes.

Spoilt for choice

[Raistlin]

No matter, they are all excellent

[Bizarra]

No matter, they are all excellent

But, any of the 12 which would accept you, wouldn't be good enough for me!

[Raistlin]

We run a very selective club

[Bizarra]

We run a very selective club

And they let you in ? It is a wonder that you weren't Blackballed

[Raistlin]

No, I mean really selective

[Bizarra]

No, I mean really selective

Oh Dear I wouldn't pass the "Willy" inspection :(

and I'm not that eager I'm not having it messed with , now!

[Raistlin]

Is it not big enough then

[Bizarra]

Is it not big enough then

Too big But not surgically mutilated

[Raistlin]

In Judaism, the brit milah (literally, Covenant of Circumcision) is probably the one most universally observed rites.

[Bizarra]

In Judaism, the brit milah (literally, Covenant of Circumcision) is probably the one most universally observed rites.

Performed, usually, at a very early age, before the child has any say in the matter :ffs:

Count me out I'll stick with my own theories & mild Agnosticism :lol2:

[Raistlin]

But it's an honour to belong