On The P*ss?

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Lady PCs could get urinating device

Adds a whole new meaning to "At your convenience"

A police force is considering introducing "Shewees" to help women officers respond to calls of nature while on patrol.

Cambridgeshire Police said trials of the £7.50 portable urinating devices - available in five colours - found there was "not a great need for them".

But in a Freedom of Information response, the force said the introduction of the plastic funnels was "still under consideration".

Samantha Fountain, 33, failed to secure investment when she presented her design on the 2005 series of BBC's Dragons' Den.

But it has since gained widespread popularity among festival goers, pregnant women and hikers.

It allows women to urinate while standing up without removing any clothing.

A spokeswoman for the company, based in Surrey, said Cambridgeshire Police was one of the first forces to trial the product.

If purchased for each of its 380 women officers, the cost to the public purse would be nearly £3,000.

A Cambridgeshire police spokeswoman declined to comment on the trial.

Fiona McEvoy, of the TaxPayers' Alliance, said: "Many women do jobs that require them to be out and about and they've always managed without special equipment - Cambridgeshire Police are just creating a problem that doesn't exist."

Press Association

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Wee know a song about that :D

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Wee know a song about that :D

" Tinkle, tinkle, little Star ?"

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Collecting Pee in a jar

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to add to beer in the Bar

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Irish freebies from a far

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Aid for those with an Aygo car

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I'll send you off some rust

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If you do, you'll turn to dust

[Raistlin]

but with your bodywork it's a must :D

[Bizarra]

You want my car, it's plainly Lust

[Raistlin]

well, can it move only just

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Like lightning, when the wind's a gust

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the rusty Shell fits like a husk

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The perfect body, best viewed at dusk

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in the dark you can't see the crust

[Bizarra]

even with glasses, you can't, I trust B)

[Raistlin]

Buy a new car as your old one is bust

[Bizarra]

"By [buy ] a new car as your old one is bust

"By a new car as your old one is bust "

Hit a new car. It was damaged, not mine. That's just

[Raistlin]

It's hard tell what's metal or rust but it's only a Rolla so nothing is lost :D

[Bizarra]

I had it repaired, ignoring the cost

[Raistlin]

It took all my savings, I knew it would

So to save on the costs I had it made from wood :D

[Bizarra]

The "IT" you refer to, I hope was my car

I'd hate to consider you referred to your "Bar"

[Raistlin]

If it was me I was discussing and not a car

You could stand miles away and see it from afar

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A warning, no doubt, to all who observe,

And viewed by the Ladies, with quite some reserve.