On The P*ss?

[Raistlin]

They may whisper " Oh, he's got some verve"

But ecstasy awaits all those with the nerve....

[Bizarra]

They actually whisper " Oh, look, Its a curve"

And out of his way, they rapidly swerve

[Raistlin]

You are so mistaken, I think you misheard

They said " He's so good, I'll queue for some thirds"

[Bizarra]

I know what you said ! I know what I heard

Regarding their comment? It's for the birds!

[Raistlin]

I note your comments and I see, as for all the girls they all agree,

That due to my performance and my fee, each girl I've had thinks I deserve a degree..

[Bizarra]

You've earned a Degree? By Female demand?

If that is so, life's all out of hand!

[Raistlin]

We've had a good, each deserve a clap,

But now I think we should call it a wrap

[Bizarra]

We've had a good, each deserve a clap,

But now I think we should call it a wrap

I agree, Raist but I really don't want the clap May I have crabs instead? :lol2:

[Raistlin]

As you are older you can have Lobsters