Where' S Bizzara?

[Raistlin]

I never think of Ireland except for somewhere to wipe my feet clean when I've been travelling :D

[KPARRIS-JONES]

That's where we differ Raist, I wipe something other that my feet... :shutit:

[Raistlin]

That's where we differ Raist, I wipe something other that my feet...

Sorry did I say feet, I of course meant foot as in twelve inches...

[KPARRIS-JONES]

I didn't know you were into Frankfurters! :P

[jw67]

And a little toad in the hole

[Raistlin]

Who did you think was the original model, they just thinned it down to save meat

[KPARRIS-JONES]

No need to be ashamed of flaccidity Raist, it can happen to the best of us...... just lucky that in this case the best is absent. :P

[jw67]

No need to be ashamed of flaccidity Raist, it can happen to the best of us...... just lucky that in this case the best is absent. :P

At last.Help as arrived

[bothwell_buyer]

sorry - where does "Help" normally post - I can't find her profile.

[Raistlin]

I think she has been kidnapped by the Irishman, because Bizarra said he needed all the "Help" he could get...

[Bizarra]

I think she has been kidnapped by the Irishman, because Bizarra said he needed all the "Help" he could get...

& very "Helpful" she is too Shame that you were "working" & I got there first

[Raistlin]

I rarely work... I merely attend :D

[Bizarra]

I rarely work... I merely attend :D

As a Consultant, no doubt Specialising in consulting Wiki, Roget, Chambers & Google :P

[KPARRIS-JONES]

I happen to know Vic uses a lot of tongue when "talking" to this "help"

[Raistlin]

I happen to know Vic uses a lot of tongue when "talking" to this "help"

I heard it was more "Self Help"

[Bizarra]

I happen to know Vic uses a lot of tongue when "talking" to this "help"

How you "happen" to know that is beyond me I shall have to review my security employees

However, take note, Kynan, Proficiency with tongues, especially Spanish , will open many doors B)

[Raistlin]

I don't think it's doors Kynan wants to open, but alas sadly they are all bolted shut...

[KPARRIS-JONES]

I don't think it's doors Kynan wants to open, but alas sadly they are all bolted shut...

My GCSE results suggest otherwise... B)

You didn't get that virus from nowhere Vic.... Not sure how you go the PC virus though.

[Raistlin]

OMG, we nearly went an evening without having to bask in your glory...

Edit.. Just a thought put your results in your signature and save time having to discuss them daily

Re-read the post as it was a thinly veiled crack at your lack of prowess with the fairer sex.

[KPARRIS-JONES]

OMG, we nearly went an evening without having to bask in your glory...

Edit.. Just a thought put your results in your signature and save time having to discuss them daily

Re-read the post as it was a thinly veiled crack at your lack of prowess with the fairer sex.

I have only had them one day!

Excuse me if I am proud of the results given by my (you may need to research this) HARD WORK. :censor:

[Raistlin]

My axiom is to work smarter not harder, but your young and you will learn

[fuel miser]

OMG, we nearly went an evening without having to bask in your glory...

Edit.. Just a thought put your results in your signature and save time having to discuss them daily

Re-read the post as it was a thinly veiled crack at your lack of prowess with the fairer s*x.

Don't mention necrophilia :!Removed!:

[KPARRIS-JONES]

My axiom is to work smarter not harder, but your young and you will learn

Lack of hardness has been the bane of your life for too long hasn't it?... :P

[Raistlin]

These little blue pills Vic lent me say no...

[KPARRIS-JONES]

He does like to help a friend out. Saying no makes no difference with Vic though... I learnt the hard way, the pills made sure of that!