Vmail's Car

[knightrider]

and i kno uve read this vmail as it shows whos reading the topic, so uve obviously not got nefink to say!

[vmail]

oh, Ill have to have a look, someone else said theirs were 15's so I thought all CDX were 15's

[knightrider]

u mean u havent read the tyre wall that sez 14! on it

[SuperRetard]

:fishyface:

And sort that 8.3 seconds 0-60mph out!!! FFS!

[knightrider]

the guy knos its

top speed

0-60

and date of birth

but not wot size wheels they are?

and do u believe evrythink people tel ya cuz i dont,

deja vou

my car does 0-60 in 8.3 seconds an its a standard 1.3 CDX!

[SuperRetard]

If I get the Greddy turbo kit, run an intercooler and sort the fuelling, I'd like to think I could post a 15 second quarter with a 9 second 0-60.

Apparently your CDX can already do this!!! D'oh!

[jaxx]

and the TS in std form struggles to push less than 9 seconds

[Bibbs]

and the TS in std form struggles to push less than 9 seconds

bah .. 8.3 seconds .. mine will do a 7.0 with a tank full of gass and a passenger in the wet ..

I didn't expext a standard 1.3 to be able to keep up so well ..

[vmail]

raced a diablo on saturday, I lost, but I was winning in the 1st 2 secs

[SuperRetard]

IS that the four wheel drive VTS? Or the RWD bog stocker?

(like it makes a difference!)

[knightrider]

raced a diablo on saturday, I lost, but I was winning in the 1st 2 secs

until the diablo stopped laffin at u wantin a race!

[Bibbs]

raced a diablo on saturday, I lost, but I was winning in the 1st 2 secs

I am now actually crying ..

Did he know he was racing? Or did you just drive off through a red light

[SuperRetard]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but after 2 seconds, the Diablo VTS would be hitting 20-30mph...

WHY AM I EVEN ENTERTAINING THIS CONVERSATION?

[knightrider]

cuz its entertaining you!

[SuperRetard]

Oh yeah! ;)

[Moffmo]

superretard mine hits 40 mph in two secs! :P

[Robie]

superretard mine hits 40 mph in two secs! :P

Only with the volume button pushed in though

[Fidgits]

and the TS in std form struggles to push less than 9 seconds

bah .. 8.3 seconds .. mine will do a 7.0 with a tank full of gass and a passenger in the wet ..

I didn't expext a standard 1.3 to be able to keep up so well ..

I was trying for sub 5 sec 0-60 on saturday...

but i was in a TVR :D capable of 4.7 secs... :hokus-pokus:

raced a diablo on saturday, I lost, but I was winning in the 1st 2 secs

Come on vmail, your talking :censor:

a. Diablos are a very rare sight on our raods

b. Anyone who can afford a diablo wouldnt even consider racing a muppet in a yaris

c. if he did race you, he could've kicked your butt without leaving 1st gear

Correct me if I'm wrong, but after 2 seconds, the Diablo VTS would be hitting 20-30mph...

WHY AM I EVEN ENTERTAINING THIS CONVERSATION?

I am asking myself that very question... Just FYI, the Diablo VTS 0-60 is 3.8 seconds. so i think

Did he know he was racing? Or did you just drive off through a red light   

Is probably what happened...

[Hou]

oh oh please make it stop if i laugh any harder my lungs will burst!!!

8.3 seconds????

how did you count it?one mississipii elephant, 2 mississipii elephant,etc

and racing a diablo??? just like chavs in their nova that think they win a race when you werent racing and slowly going over a speed bump!!!

Please please vmail go get a nova and some 'bling'

[jaxx]

raced a diablo on saturday, I lost, but I was winning in the 1st 2 secs

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my jaw hurts!

[SuperRetard]

It's at this point that I'd like to admit that for several weeks I believed Vmail was, in fact, a lady. I thought Vmail was a play on 'female' and that the picture of the bird sprawled over a car was a hint as to the gender of the said person. Not really relevant, but very odd.

[Fidgits]

at this point, i'd like to add, my car is capable of turning lead into gold

[SuperRetard]

Ahhh... but did you know that at speeds of over 60mph my Yaris creates enough downforce to fry an egg?

[Chyownster]

Mine will do 8.3s o-60 in 4th gear! so there! :P

[Fidgits]

Mine will do 8.3s o-60 in 4th gear! so there! :P

well.... erm.... mine kicked a Ferrari Formula 1 car's butt last night when i met him at the lights in swindon