Haynes Manual On Sex

[+Steve]

Spotted this in the big H today

http://www.haynes.co.uk/sexmanual.asp

looks a good manual

[Bibbs]

"Hmm, not sure we should try this love .. it's 5 spanners"

[louise3512uk]

[yannick]

Is this for real

[Hi_Camry]

Its for real, not a spoof. Amazing!

[yannick]

Its for real, not a spoof. Amazing!

Yeah - I went to check... but seriously, did you ever think to see this from Haynes?

I wonder what they have about touching up the body(work)?

[Bibbs]

wonder what the "assemble is the reverse of dismantle" would be <_<

[+Steve]

i cant wait to see it in the Haynes motor museum.. they may have live models!

[Bibbs]

Will Halfords stock spares?

[yannick]

Will Halfords stock spares?

What are you looking for? Performance parts?

[dawesy]

bound to have "then simply remove bra" wich in practice is never easy in the heat of passion

[DazH]

Wonder if it has a section on body repair after a rear end shunt

[jaxx]

i actually saw this in Halfords as i walked passed the rack and thought......................nah! i didnt just see that

i stand corrected!

[Nicola]

We spotted this book today in Halfrauds while Garrick was looking for a corolla manual.

He thought it was a manual for boy racers, I knew exactly what it was.

:P

Has it only just been published?

[yannick]

There's probably a section on the importance of lubricants :D . But the bit I'd like them to cover is what to do when the old girl won't start

[Bibbs]

"I've got a problem with my Big end" ..

[louise3512uk]

Oh dear!

[vmail]

great they have a trobleshooting page

[+Steve]

i have an oil leak when i get hot

[Bibbs]

When the pressure builds up I blow a gasket ..

[jaxx]

im suffering a blown gasket and detonation

[vmail]

"I've got a problem with my Big end" ..

does lou know about that?

[louise3512uk]

Ben!

Enough now, set an example :P

hehe

[jaxx]

When the pressure builds up I blow a gasket ..

eeeeeeeeerggggh! snap!

[+Steve]

better check the dipstick to see if it is wet on the end!