Haynes Manual On Sex

[yannick]

i have an oil leak when i get hot

I'd see a specialist if I were you :P

[jaxx]

ive got a judder on the nearside when on full lock

[yannick]

I have difficulty stopping in an emergency

[jaxx]

i leave a pool on the floor when ive been stood too long

[Puls]

I wonder if they have a troubleshooting section for when your ride won't start.

Or if funny colored smoke comes out the tailpipe.

[ash4197]

I also had to double check when I went into my local halford store yesterday to buy autoglym leather cleaner.

This one was on a rack in front of the till ? and not on the shelf with the rest of the haynes manuals.