Today's Kevin's Birthday

[MarsKy]

I say, trust you had a jolly spiffing time what, Old bean :thumbsup:I

(Scottish: Had ye a brae nacht, Ken? )

Braw nicht.

Brae is a hill.

Nacht is a German night.

Murdering the Scots' language - you should leave that to Big Kev and Bothy :D

[Hoovie]

I say, trust you had a jolly spiffing time what, Old bean :thumbsup:I

(Scottish: Had ye a brae nacht, Ken? )

Braw nicht.

Brae is a hill.

Nacht is a German night.

Murdering the Scots' language - you should leave that to Big Kev and Bothy :D

Nah, I regard my time up here in the Scottish Borders as a way to educate the natives to speak proper like wot I does. I am taking up a Missionary Position

[Davrav]

I say, trust you had a jolly spiffing time what, Old bean :thumbsup:I

(Scottish: Had ye a brae nacht, Ken? )

Braw nicht.

Brae is a hill.

Nacht is a German night.

Murdering the Scots' language - you should leave that to Big Kev and Bothy :D

Nah, I regard my time up here in the Scottish Borders as a way to educate the natives to speak proper like wot I does. I am taking up a Missionary Position

As the celebration of Kev's birth is now into it's third day, does that make him three years older

[bothwell_buyer]

I say, trust you had a jolly spiffing time what, Old bean :thumbsup:I

(Scottish: Had ye a brae nacht, Ken? )

Braw nicht.

Brae is a hill.

Nacht is a German night.

Murdering the Scots' language - you should leave that to Big Kev and Bothy :D

Nah, I regard my time up here in the Scottish Borders as a way to educate the natives to speak proper like wot I does. I am taking up a Missionary Position

PLEASE This is a family forum !

[bothwell_buyer]

I say, trust you had a jolly spiffing time what, Old bean :thumbsup:I

(Scottish: Had ye a brae nacht, Ken? )

Braw nicht.

Brae is a hill.

Nacht is a German night.

Murdering the Scots' language - you should leave that to Big Kev and Bothy :D

Nah, I regard my time up here in the Scottish Borders as a way to educate the natives to speak proper like wot I does. I am taking up a Missionary Position

As the celebration of Kev's birth is now into it's third day, does that make him three years older

It depends on what he telt the Social in Glesgae. He's probably 105 years auld wi a dependent mither; Wan leg an ony 3 fingers oan the stump o his ony arm. His 32 weans still attend school having started at the early age of fower. His faither's still waiting fur the demob papers frae 1918 - somewhere in east Parkheid.

[local hero]

I say, trust you had a jolly spiffing time what, Old bean :thumbsup:I

(Scottish: Had ye a brae nacht, Ken? )

Braw nicht.

Brae is a hill.

Nacht is a German night.

Murdering the Scots' language - you should leave that to Big Kev and Bothy :D

Nah, I regard my time up here in the Scottish Borders as a way to educate the natives to speak proper like wot I does. I am taking up a Missionary Position

As the celebration of Kev's birth is now into it's third day, does that make him three years older

It depends on what he telt the Social in Glesgae. He's probably 105 years auld wi a dependent mither; Wan leg an ony 3 fingers oan the stump o his ony arm. His 32 weans still attend school having started at the early age of fower. His faither's still waiting fur the demob papers frae 1918 - somewhere in east Parkheid.

Its no wonder you lot can't speak proper English, like what we do, heres a wee poem about a Filly + her Willy apparently, by one of our senior members (RAVVIE BURNS) Stew

He. O Philly, happy be that day,

When roving thro' the gather'd hay,

My youthfu' heart was stown away,

And by thy charms, my Philly.

She. O Willy, aye I bless the grove

Where first I own'd my maiden love,

Whilst thou did pledge the Powers above,

To be my ain dear Willy.

Both. For a' the joys that gowd can gie,

I dinna care a single flie;

The lad I love's the lad for me,

The lass I love's the lass for me,

And that's my ain dear Willy.

And that's my ain dear Philly.

He. As songsters of the early year,

Are ilka day mair sweet to hear,

So ilka day to me mair dear

And charming is my Philly.

She. As on the brier the budding rose,

Still richer breathes and fairer blows,

So in my tender bosom grows

The love I bear my Willy.

Both. For a' the joys, &c.

He. The milder sun and bluer sky

That crown my harvest cares wi' joy,

Were ne'er sae welcome to my eye

As is a sight o' Philly.

She. The little swallow's wanton wing,

Tho' wafting o'er the flowery Spring,

Did ne'er to me sic tidings bring,

As meeting o' my Willy.

Both. For a' the joys, &c.

He. The bee that thro' the sunny hour

Sips nectar in the op'ning flower,

Compar'd wi' my delight is poor,

Upon the lips o' Philly.

She. The woodbine in the dewy weet,

When ev'ning shades in silence meet,

Is nocht sae fragrant or sae sweet

As is a kiss o' Willy.

Both. For a' the joys, &c.

He. Let fortune's wheel at random rin,

And fools may tine and knaves may win;

My thoughts are a' bound up in ane,

And that's my ain dear Philly.

She. What's a' the joys that gowd can gie?

I dinna care a single flie;

The lad I love's the lad for me,

And that's my ain dear Willy.

Both. For a' the joy

[Big Kev]

As my property mad friend Davrav has hinted, please let me know when my birthday officially ends, as I am fast runnin' oot of money buying drinks up here for English tourists. They assure me they find me very interesting, and they are not freeloading.

Big Bevvy

[Hoovie]

As my property mad friend Davrav has hinted, please let me know when my birthday officially ends, as I am fast runnin' oot of money buying drinks up here for English tourists. They assure me they find me very interesting, and they are not freeloading.

Big Bevvy

Not quite yet. I shall be cranking up the Nissan :driving:and tearing up the M8 to Glasgow now I have heard that a Scotsmans is buying!

[Mike JD]

As my property mad friend Davrav has hinted, please let me know when my birthday officially ends, as I am fast runnin' oot of money buying drinks up here for English tourists. They assure me they find me very interesting, and they are not freeloading.

Big Bevvy

Not quite yet. I shall be cranking up the Nissan :driving:and tearing up the M8 to Glasgow now I have heard that a Scotsman is buying!

Take photos and post here as evidence - I don't believe it either

[Parts-King]

I'm only going to Scotlandshire if Kev can assure me his gas-tric problems have cured themselves

[bothwell_buyer]

Its a bit like the foot and mouth in England a wee while ago - but it has morphed into "belly and bum".

Having longlasting burfdays is one cure.