Real Friends

[Surinder]

To My Friend,

When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge

against the fu**ing b**tard who made you sad.

When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I'll know you finally got a shag.

When you are scared, I will tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you to shut up and tell you how much

worse it could be.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to you,

thicko.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again - I don't

want to catch it.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at you - Clumsy Idiot!

This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end.

Send this poem to five friends or else you will get

depression/fat/hormonal/cellulite/pregnant/a visit from an annoying

relative/scurvy/rabies/an annoying skin rash on your face and back (who'd

get that then?)/the inescapable urge to perform substandard DIY tasks around

the house andf car.

P.S. A friend will help you move house. A true friend will help you

move a body!!

:group-cuddles:

[yannick]

:hokus-pokus: Good one, my friend :P

[Master_Simon]

Nah I always thought the real definition of a good friend was one who would go into town for a BJ and would bring one back for you.......... :!Removed!:

[jaxx]

funny tho true!