Over Optimistic, Or What?

[Bizarra]

That’s a bit optimistic…

You know the drill. You’re out with your mates, you’re having a few pints and you’re not even looking to pull.

And then, in she comes through the door. The most beautiful woman you have ever seen, a vision of lovely sexiness.

To make matters even better, she seems to like you as well and then, to make things ever more scoretacular, she invites you back to hers.

So, you say cheerio to your mates, get your coat and… steal an entire condom machine.

That’s what Hungarian man Miklos Antal was caught trying to do in his local bar last week.

According to our hero: “I met this really hot girl so I decided to steal the machine.”

Well, you have to admire the guy’s confidence in his own stamina if nothing else, although I can’t imagine a bigger passion killer than bringing a guy back to your place and then he produces an entire Johnny box.

OOps! In the wrong place Please move

[Phoenix999]

He was bragging to his mates on what he could pull

Yes, he pulled the machine off the wall

[acetip]

it could be called machinations.......oxford dictionary-crafty plot or ploy.

[Raistlin]

It was self defence ....

He just tried to protect himself

[bothwell_buyer]

Is this a protected forum?

[Raistlin]

Is this a protected forum?

All that rubber makes it non slip...

[Bizarra]

Is this a protected forum?

All that rubber makes it non slip...

Unless you have the good fortune to "slip up" :lol2: