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[Mike JD]

LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP

A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!!

Glasgow cop says, " Licence and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Glasgow cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Glasgow cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and Registration, please.”

London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Glasgow cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to a complete stop, that's the law, Licence and registration, please!"

London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Glasgow cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says,

"Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

[Parts-King]

The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer and says,

"Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?"

That's the law according to Wee Charlie :lol: Thats the proper way to do it if you ask me

Kingo

[bothwell_buyer]

Obviously the lawyer was driving a RAV4.

This seems incrdible to me as lawyers only drive nuts.

They drive people nuts. They drive organisations nuts.

You'll notice there are no complaints from lawyers yet.... so they must be on the Landrover forum?

[Big Kev]

Obviously the lawyer was driving a RAV4.

This seems incrdible to me as lawyers only drive nuts.

They drive people nuts. They drive organisations nuts.

You'll notice there are no complaints from lawyers yet.... so they must be on the Landrover forum?

Pants, Bothy....Landrover...?....at their fee levels, Range Rover Vogues at minimum....

[RedRoss]

LMAO

[CharlieFarlie]

Nice one ..................................

[rabthebairn]

Pure quality mate lmao

Reposted on facebook, hope you don't mind?

Rab.

[Mike JD]

Pure quality mate lmao

Reposted on facebook, hope you don't mind?

Rab.

No problem, chap . Anything that makes folks smile in these grim times should be shared, I reckon

[bothwell_buyer]

Pure quality mate lmao

Reposted on facebook, hope you don't mind?

Rab.

No problem, chap . Anything that makes folks smile in these grim times should be shared, I reckon

Thats kind... will I PM you with my address so you can send on a few pots of Devon clotted cream?