Watch This Space ?

[MarsKy]

Suzuki Bogie

Is that not hardened phlegm up the nose of a motorcyclist....? (Sorry Clare if just made ye feel sick there....?)

Dirty Kev

There is a Suzuki Boulevard motorcycle.

Maybe he's going Wallace and Gromit on us?

Edit: does the alternative (Big Kev's) meaning of bogie translate outside of Scotland?

[Big Kev]

Suzuki Bogie

Is that not hardened phlegm up the nose of a motorcyclist....? (Sorry Clare if just made ye feel sick there....?)

Dirty Kev

There is a Suzuki Boulevard motorcycle.

Maybe he's going Wallace and Gromit on us?

Edit: does the alternative (Big Kev's) meaning of bogie translate outside of Scotland?

I have just furnished all with the literal translation of bogie......"hardened phlegm". Surely this official translation from my own personal dictionary should suffice....?

Literate Kev (which in Glesga means ma Mammy and Daddy were married at the time of my birth.)

[MarsKy]

I have just furnished all with the literal translation of bogie......"hardened phlegm". Surely this official translation from my own personal dictionary should suffice....?

Not so big man.

If we're going off the rails :D then bogie is short for boogle or booger. A hardened snotter from the dried mucus of the nose.

Phlegm is from the throat as Bob Fleming will testify.

[anchorman]

[Big Kev]

Cannot believe it....he's gone and bought a bloody WW2 underwater ship sinker.....Sa Bloody Uboat.....he developed a terrible stammer when describing the garage he bought it from...."dive..dive...dive...". Bed.....

Ach....Dung.....

[MarsKy]

Cannot believe it....he's gone and bought a !Removed! WW2 underwater ship sinker.....Sa Bloody Uboat.....he developed a terrible stammer when describing the garage he bought it from...."dive..dive...dive...". Bed.....

Ach....Dung.....

Notice it's not SuBo...

I predict an AWD Urbancruiser.

[Guest]

I understand this purchase is being sponsored by TOC, that way they can double the UC forum membership at one stroke

Gus :!Removed!:

[Davrav]

Cannot believe it....he's gone and bought a !Removed! WW2 underwater ship sinker.....Sa Bloody Uboat.....he developed a terrible stammer when describing the garage he bought it from...."dive..dive...dive...". Bed.....

Ach....Dung.....

Notice it's not SuBo...

I predict an AWD Urbancruiser.

Maybe it's a SUB Urban Cruiser

[Joylove]

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[chatman]

Vauxhall Meriva with those BARN DOORS fitted....

You only got it for those toys in the advert.. "Come ON "

[shcm]

Muppets! It's an old Jedi mind trick. The plate picture has been manipulated with a Subliminal B**ls**t Utility.

To those that can see past it, the plate reads "LR1".

When a train worker goes off the rails and swaps a perfectly good new RAV (with staggeringly good brakes) for something else, the next step is only a short one over to the darkside.

[anchorman]

Joylove

Grossly offended

shcm

Grossly offended

[Manxrav]

Well I,ve been away for 3 days and you lot haven,t sussed what Don is up to ( shame on you ). Will not be going across for a long time after a great drive down,no problem. Got there parked in carpark a side of College, had my rear number plate taken off U/C had to report it to S/yorkshire Police, spent a fortune at Middlebrook retail park (U/C was full to bursting). Driving back up M6 jct 33 major accidendt diverted off Motorway thru Lancaster and missed the b***dy Ferry!!!!!!.Had to kill 12 hours waiting for next one (what a dump Morcambe is) and it cost me an extrx £100 to rebook. Ah well all in a days work.

Just in passing there was a Kia garage on the retail park, the Sportage and Sorrento are 2 lovely motors!!!!!

Regards Clare

And to top it all had the car searched at Heysham by Harbour security, took one look inside and said go on love go thru not having you take that lot out!!!!

[Joylove]

We needs some clues. Dimensions, BHP, gadgets...

[Big Kev]

We needs some clues. Dimensions, BHP, gadgets...

Nae borra Boab....Quite Big / None....he is paying cash / has a fool size spare wheel.

Meh meh meh meh meh....

[shcm]

shcm

Grossly offended

So were we all, when you sold that RAV! :P :D

.....and you lot haven,t sussed what Don is up to ( shame on you ).

Has he told you Clare, or have you just used feminine intuition to easily suss it?

Nae borra Boab....Quite Big / None....he is paying cash / has a fool size spare wheel.

...and the dealer's incredible.

[Big Kev]

shcm

Grossly offended

So were we all, when you sold that RAV! :P :D

.....and you lot haven,t sussed what Don is up to ( shame on you ).

Has he told you Clare, or have you just used feminine intuition to easily suss it?

Nae borra Boab....Quite Big / None....he is paying cash / has a fool size spare wheel.

...and the dealer's incredible.

who....Lawrence of Rabia....? This is sure to evoke some comment....?

[shcm]

who....Lawrence of Rabia....? This is sure to evoke some comment....?

Indeed it will. It was quite a discovery when I found out.

[Davrav]

who....Lawrence of Rabia....? This is sure to evoke some comment....?

Indeed it will. It was quite a discovery when I found out.

Will he need to defend the decision?

[shcm]

Will he need to defend the decision?

Almost certainly, but I think Anchs has a range of options available there.

[Davrav]

Will he need to defend the decision?

Almost certainly, but I think Anch's has a range of options available there.

Well it's a free land after all.........

[Joylove]

I feel like I have a Hang Over.

[Davrav]

I feel like I have a Hang Over.

Best say 'Ta Ta for now' then.........

[shcm]

I feel like I have a Hang Over.

He may have to leave the forum because of it and that will be a very interesting departure angle.

[MarsKy]

Well it's a free land after all.........

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