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[shcm]

strutting my stuff in my new SPEEDO trunks.................The "S" was missing off the label Stew

The "O" came off mine too. Then I couldn't swim in a straight line and the water turned a funny colour too.

[Davrav]

So, our resident manfish is halfway to his distance goal so it's all downhill from here [can you go downhill in a pool?]

Anyway, why not give some of your dosh to this excellent cancer charity before Mr Osbourne gets his mits on it.

You'll feel way better

And don't forget, if you are a UK tax payer you can 'gift aid' it so Mr Osbourne has to pay some too. That way you'll feel doubly good

[Big Kev]

strutting my stuff in my new SPEEDO trunks.................The "S" was missing off the label Stew

The "O" came off mine too. Then I couldn't swim in a straight line and the water turned a funny colour too.

.....AW FFS....HAD TO READ / THINK TWICE THERE......!!!!

That famous Kosmonot....Urine Gargarin

[local hero]

Irish divers exploring the wreck of the TITANIC, were amazed that after all this time the swimming pool was still full of water

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[Big Kev]

Irish divers exploring the wreck of the TITANIC, were amazed that after all this time the swimming pool was still full of water

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Surely if the vessel is underwater, submergified, the pool would OBVIOUSLY still be full of watter.....?

Big Kev

[local hero]

Irish divers exploring the wreck of the TITANIC, were amazed that after all this time the swimming pool was still full of water

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Surely if the vessel is underwater, submergified, the pool would OBVIOUSLY still be full of watter.....?

Big Kev

Mmmm! but was it the original water? at what point as it submerged would the original water have been flushed out and replaced by seawater? One for Aquaman me thinks, WHO Could do with everyones support,,,,

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[Big Kev]

Irish divers exploring the wreck of the TITANIC, were amazed that after all this time the swimming pool was still full of water

Bump Bump

Surely if the vessel is underwater, submergified, the pool would OBVIOUSLY still be full of watter.....?

Big Kev

Mmmm! but was it the original water? at what point as it submerged would the original water have been flushed out and replaced by seawater? One for Aquaman me thinks, WHO Could do with everyones support,,,,

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I reckon the specific gravity (SG) of the chlorinated pool water would be slightly higher than that of the sea water that attempted to invade it and infuse, so it may come to pass that the original pool water is indeed still present. Totally untested theory, and only one of us qualified to explore, and could be the subject of a totally separate sponsorship.

Jimmy Koosto.

[shcm]

I was going to say it is even more amazing, considering the Titanic didn't have a swimming pool. Turns out it was the first ship to have one. Possibly for the unfortunate souls, an even bigger one than they planned.

It's not clear when chlorine was introduced to pools. Possibly sometime in the 1920s, so it is unlikely to have been Chlorinated. Therefore no need to Don (who?) diving gear.

QI (Don't call me Stephen Fry - I hope he doesn't).

I think that joke went badly wrong Stew and not of your making. Keep 'em coming though.

[dave.m]

I reckon the specific gravity (SG) of the chlorinated pool water would be slightly higher than that of the sea water that attempted to invade it and infuse, so it may come to pass that the original pool water is indeed still present. Totally untested theory, and only one of us qualified to explore, and could be the subject of a totally separate sponsorship.

Jimmy Koosto.

SPECIFIC GRAVITY ??? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ark at you Kev Hawkins

[Parts-King]

I reckon the specific gravity (SG) of the chlorinated pool water would be slightly higher than that of the sea water

Know all................... :D: :D; :D: That won't get you any more golf balls though........;)

King Ping

[local hero]

Well here is a diagram of the Titanic complete with heated pool, Now i reckon as it virtually nose dived, with leonardo di caprio and Kate winslet clinging to the rails, Celine warbling in the background, that 90% of the water in the pool would have sloshed out before it submerged and levelled out on the sea bottom, so some of its contents must still be the original, as it was a heated pool, maybe its still lukewarm. Stew http://www.historyon...argecutaway.htm

PS if you click on the swimming pool, it tells you that the pool was filled with sea water, I dont know if that was before or after it sank :D Stew

PPS the pool had seperate bathing times for men and women, so no eyeing up the Totty, there then Andy

[shcm]

PPS the pool had seperate bathing times for men and women, so no eyeing up the Totty, there then Andy

That would make this a fair bit more difficult then, as eye-candy is a major factor in keeping me going. :D.

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On a completely different note. I don't like to single out individuals, because I consider any donation as equally valid as the next. All very much appreciated.

However, there is an individual who has been collecting donations on my behalf, which has boosted the fund quite considerably.

He probably wants to remain anonymous.

Some say he works as a black cab driver and that he has 24hr security guarding his twin exhaust from jealous forum members. All we know is he is called ****.

We always knew you were a top bloke!

A Big THANK YOU

[anchorman]

Here here.

[Big Kev]

Going by the discrete graphics, this masked man is obviously The Loan Ranger....? Whoever ye are, stoatin' gesture, and ah think twin exhausts are total overkill anyway.........

Bat Foy.

[Hoovie]

I think he should accept a reasonable offer on those exhausts as they really don't suit the RAVs ;)

[local hero]

Two sperm are swimming side by side, one says to the other, how far before we get to the ovaries, the other one replies they are quite a long way we haven't reached her tonsils yet,

:shutit: Stew

PS off in my van for a week, apologies for naughty joke,

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[shcm]

Hey!

Well thanks in no small part to the TOC "Hard Core", I'm currently sitting at no. 5 in the list of top "Simply Swim" Swimathon fundraisers.

Fame (or should that be imfamy) at last! :D.

Chuffed to bits.

Allow yourselves a smug warm internal glow.

[Big Kev]

Hey!

Well thanks in no small part to the TOC "Hard Core", I'm currently sitting at no. 5 in the list of top "Simply Swim" Swimathon fundraisers.

Fame (or should that be imfamy) at last! :D.

Chuffed to bits.

Allow yourselves a smug warm internal glow.

Infamy.....Infamy.....they've all got it Infamy....!!!! Kenneth Williams as Julius Seizedher.

Good wan shcm....number 5 in the charts, just behind Wet Wet Wet.....and James from across the Pond has sent your equivalent of pornographic publications too.....a good day you are having.

[shcm]

Taking of webbed feet, which we weren't, somebody just reminded me of the old one:

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers

Have a "Lovely Day" :D

[Big Kev]

Taking of webbed feet, which we weren't, somebody just reminded me of the old one:

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers

Have a "Lovely Day" :D

aw FFS......

[Hoovie]

Taking of webbed feet, which we weren't, somebody just reminded me of the old one:

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers

Have a "Lovely Day" :D

aw FFS......

Reminds me of a joke that confused me for years, that does .....

"Mum, there's a man at the door with a Bill"

"Don't be silly, Son, must be a duck with a hat on"

TAXI!

[Davrav]

Taking of webbed feet, which we weren't, somebody just reminded me of the old one:

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a microwave until its Bill Withers

Have a "Lovely Day" :D

aw FFS......

Reminds me of a joke that confused me for years, that does .....

"Mum, there's a man at the door with a Bill"

"Don't be silly, Son, must be a duck with a hat on"

TAXI!

And that reminds me of a joke about Donald Duck and condom.....................

Keep those donations coming folks - SHCM is over halfway to his distance goal

[Davrav]

So what's the impressive scenery you've been commenting on then SHCM? You been getting distracted?

Keep it up mate, two thirds done now

[shcm]

So what's the impressive scenery

A product of Scotland that's a bit of a challenge to keep up with. I have a bit of a turn and lose 2 to 3 metres :).

[Big Kev]

So what's the impressive scenery

A product of Scotland that's a bit of a challenge to keep up with. I have a bit of a turn and lose 2 to 3 metres :).

Nessie...? in a wee pool...? Monstrous idea.....