Have You Sponsored Shcm Yet?

[shcm]

GLUB! :)

[local hero]

A duck waddles into a pub and orders a pint, the landlord says, your new here aren't you? yes replies the duck i am working on the building site up the road, he drinks his pint and waddles out, Billy Smart (the circus owner) rushes in from another room and says to the barman, Was that a talking duck?? yes the barman answers, well if he comes in again give him my card I might have some work for him.. The following day the duck waddles in and the barman relays the message that Billy Smart might have some work for him, The duck PONDers for a while then says "I wonder what Billy Smart wants with a plasterer?? Stew..

BUMP BUMP

[Davrav]

Just in case anyone is wondering what this thread is about......................

http://www.toyotaownersclub.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=133843

http://www.mariecurie.org.uk/

http://my.artezglobal.com/personalPage.aspx?registrationID=380908&langPref=en-CA

SHCM, the lean, mean swimming machine is in striking distance of his 100km goal so come on folks, if you haven't done so already do try and help him to meet his £1000 sponsorship goal. Every little bit helps.

Great effort mate

[shcm]

Despite rumours, this wasn't me and I haven't been arrested (well certainly not for that :D):

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17644260

[shcm]

.........................and help him to meet his £1000 sponsorship goal. Every little bit helps.

The total so far has exceeded anything I really expected. Will (or should) crack over the £600 mark when other pledges I have come in after I've finished.

Somebody suggest to me to raise the target to £1000, so I thought why not. Realistically not sure it will get there, but it would be outstanding of those contributing if it does.

Cheers

[Big Kev]

OK folks, this is getting serious. All this water immersion is starting to affect SHCM and the donations are not keeping up with the transformation

Getting better at that "airbrush" app you got recently, Davrav....nowhere near as frightening as real life.

Big Kev

....somebody mention Boat Race and shcm...again.....?

Kockney Kev

[Hoovie]

That is a very cruel photo. I am sure he has better tastes in shirts then that one.

100% Hawaiian I believe

[Big Kev]

That is a very cruel photo. I am sure he has better tastes in shirts then that one.

100% Hawaiian I believe

Hawaii....?....fine thanks....how are you....?

[shcm]

That is a very cruel photo. I am sure he has better tastes in shirts then that one.

Yeah, my best shirt:

[Big Kev]

That is a very cruel photo. I am sure he has better tastes in shirts then that one.

Yeah, my best shirt:

Poor spelling....you seem to have misplaced an "r" in the last word.....

[shcm]

Just one 5km session to go now.

All being well should finish earlier than planned.

[shcm]

JOB DONE!

Completed 100km slightly ahead of planned schedule of next weekend, when the majority of people do their 2.5km or 5km swims.

Total time was 31 hours 47 minutes and 24 seconds. I wanted to get under 33 hours, so more than pleased.

Many thanks again to everybody from TOC that donated.

I've attempted to thank everybody that has donated directly, but if I've missed you out, please accept my apologies - it's nothing personal!

With some pledges I've yet to collect, the total should be £600+, which far exceeds anything I initially expected. Hopefully it will help somebody somewhere.

If you'd still like to donate a little, anything would be very much appreciated. The donation link is at the bottom in my sig and repeated here:

http://my.artezgloba...&langPref=en-CA

I may now go and collapse in a corner somewhere

....and I could eat a small rhino.

certificate.pdf

[Hoovie]

Well Done, That Man (That Fish? )

:toot: :toot: :toot:

[Parts-King]

Well done Andy, with all those fish jokes floating around, you can tell everyone to stop carping on about it now

Kingo

[local hero]

:lol2:

Well done Andy, with all those fish jokes floating around, you can tell everyone to stop carping on about it now

Kingo

WELL DONE ANDY bet you had a WHALE of a time, Has it affected your HERRING eh!

name three fish that start with the ketter (K)

1 kipper

2 Kwik save crispy cod

3 Kilmarnock

Kilmarnock???????? yes its a plaice in Scotland... :D :D :D Well done again :toast: STEW

2 parrots stood on a perch, one says to the other can you smell fish???

Man goes into chip shop, says have you got, one flew over the cuckoos nest? NO says the owner you want the video shop next door, man toddles off...comes in next night..Have you got the guns of navarone? NO Says the owner, you want the video shop. we sell fish and CHIPS!!! man comes back next night, can i have a Fish................................called WANDER?????????? :lol2: :lol2:

[shcm]

I'd no in-tench-sion of doing anymore fish jokes.

To many and people may start thinking "eel be a bit of a sprat".

....some good ones there Stew

[shcm]

Well, look what turned up the other day:

A bit of a freebie reward (not that I wanted one) for all the great lengths some of YOU went to in donating.

Well, I almost feel that the towel should be cut up and distributed between all the sponsors, but actually it's a bit too rough to towel off a RAV with, so I'm just going to have to use it myself ;).

At least I know where my towel is now ;) (some of you might get the reference)

[anchorman]

Nice work there buddy. BTW, you need another bracket on that top shelf!!!

[Davrav]

Nice work there buddy. BTW, you need another bracket on that top shelf!!!

Ditto both comments

[shcm]

BTW, you need another bracket on that top shelf!!!

Ditto both comments

Or have fewer, lighter books!

I knew you lot would pick up on that one.

(Fingers crossed for Rebecca Adlington in a while)

[Manxrav]

Now we know what that misterious face was on the side of Don,s Rav ( remember that photo not so long since) I thought it was a Karcher pressure washer, how mistaken was I.

Regards Clare

[shcm]

Yes Clare, I was on a highly dangerous clandestine (in BK's absence, another Scottish member will have to advise what Tartan Clan Destine have) mission to reacquire all of BK's missing RAV bits from Anc's garage. Thankfully, the camouflage worked. ;)

[anchorman]

Thats where my spare RAV went!!!

What do you reckon to the Chinese fish girl??? Power to weight ratio or BG244?

[shcm]

More likely just big feet (and possibly webbed) and P/W ratio. I think the "BG244" accusations was just sour grapes on the part of certain coaches.

You could level the same unfair "BG244" accusation @ our rowing ladies pair because they did it "in style" also.

(Michael Jamieson - Brilliant!)