Surely Not Our Kingo

[Mike JD]

Nah - Can't be...........

Scholars reassess Hamlet following one-star Amazon review

The world’s foremost literary and theatre critics say they have been forced into reconsidering the merit of William Shakespeare’s epic five-hour play Hamlet, following a scathing critique by an anonymous purchaser on Amazon.co.uk.

Kingofxbox lays into Shakespeare’s longest and most frequently-staged work in the books section of the online shopping site: ‘What is this sh*t? Dont get me wrong, I like theater (Cats, We will rock you, etc) but this just go’s on and on until you dont care less what happens. To be or not to be? Couldnt give a flying one, mate!’

No, I thought not. Our Kingo would never put a grocer's apostrophe in that last paragraph.

Cheers m'dears :goof:

Mike D

5542.co.uk

[three5]

Nah - Can't be...........

Scholars reassess Hamlet following one-star Amazon review

The world’s foremost literary and theatre critics say they have been forced into reconsidering the merit of William Shakespeare’s epic five-hour play Hamlet, following a scathing critique by an anonymous purchaser on Amazon.co.uk.

Kingofxbox lays into Shakespeare’s longest and most frequently-staged work in the books section of the online shopping site: ‘What is this sh*t? Dont get me wrong, I like theater (Cats, We will rock you, etc) but this just go’s on and on until you dont care less what happens. To be or not to be? Couldnt give a flying one, mate!’

No, I thought not. Our Kingo would never put a grocer's apostrophe in that last paragraph.

Cheers m'dears :goof:

Mike D

5542.co.uk

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear - I'm trying to reply with tears ( of laughter ) running down my face - priceless Mike!

[Davrav]

13 yr old girl overheard talking to a friend on world book day when free booktokens were being given out,

" Why read books? They're just like telly only more boring"

[t-spiritpete]

No that won't be Kingo he hasn't got the time due to extensive reviewing of Men Only and FHM in the back of the Parts Dept .

[Parts-King]

:D: Fair doo's I hav'nt laughed so much in ages!

Oi!! Those are gentlemans magazines I will have you know, and anyway, I don't spend ALL day in there, the rest of the time I'm testing pies for the local bakery :D:

King O Shakeshaft