I Need A Shed Load Of Paint. Red Paint. Please?!

[Harichs Gaahl Kriegdeblitz]

If anyone has a **** load of red paint cans lying around, I would LOVE to have them off you. I have a "red" Turdwagon Carina E, and the paint is pretty ******. It's a joke to drive around in and until I get a new car I want to paint it red again.

I really don't want to spend a lot more money on that piece of crap, so if anyone is willing to sell me a load for cheap, or even give me a load of red then I'll really really appreciate it. I'll buy you a beer, or a cake, or a Krispy Kreme dohnut voucher.

If anyone has a **** load of another colour, please let me know anyways as I wouldn't mind painting it a different colour. As long as I'm driving around in an oxidised !Removed!-wagon then I don't really care.

So please, help a fellow Toyota owner out and gimmie yo cans!!Removed! tacular

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS ****, COME ON SERIOUSLY HELP ME PLS!