Lawyer's Lover Tried To Kill Him With Her 38 Double D Breasts

[Raistlin]

A lawyer's former lover wanted to make his 'death as pleasant as possible' as she tried to smother him with her 38DD breasts, a court in Germany has heard.

Tim Schmidt claims 33-year-old Franziska Hansen (not pictured) tried to smother him with her 38DD breasts

Tim Schmidt, 30, claims 33-year-old Franziska Hansen wanted to kill him out of jealousy at his successful career.

The lawyer alleges his ex tried to smother him with her breasts while ‘pretending it was a sex game’.

Hansen has denied the charge of ‘attempted manslaughter with a weapon’.

Mr Schmidt is quoted by the Daily Mail as telling the German court: ‘The incident happened in May – we were having sex.

‘She was sitting on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed between her breasts with all of her force.

'I couldn't breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.'

The 30-year-old said he managed to eventually free himself and fled naked to a neighbour who instructed him to ring the police.

[DSullivan]

To much of a good thing,might just really kill you.

[Mistermena]

Lmao! What a way to go!!!... I bet she's really a Welsh girl

[+Steve]

that almost happened to me when i was 18... scared the life out of me.. smiled afterwards

[Parts-King]

that almost happened to me when i was 18... scared the life out of me.. smiled afterwards

Bet you felt a right t1t

[Mistermena]

that almost happened to me when i was 18... scared the life out of me.. smiled afterwards

Bet you felt a right t1t

And the left one an all! B)