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then again ya wont know who ud end up with when ure p i s s e d .. :lol: ..probably an ugly looking lass :lol:

i dont stay that long!

wake up in a hedge normally!

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wake up in a hedge normally!

not done that one yet still waitin for it to happen tho......

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wake up in a hedge normally!

not done that one yet still waitin for it to happen tho......

U've not lived knightrider! :lol:

Cheers :thumbsup:

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i could write you a 'Guide To Waking Up In Hedges' like the Holiday program but with bushes.

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ryan im so jealous now, my mate did it the other day and got found by the police and took home he also had T**T written across his forehead

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Hey! thats a good idea..

Got no money for a taxi, so just pretend to pass out on the pavement.. then the kind boys in blue will taxi you home!

Hopefully it will be home and not to one of thier luxurious b&b's! :lol:

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my mate got arrested once cos he was under suspition for nicking caravans :D which im happy to say isnt true!

and he was dropped in a cell for the day while they interogated him. apparnetly he had a slap up lunch, telly to watch and had the best kip hed had for a long time on the cell bed!

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then again ya wont know who ud end up with when ure p i s s e d .. :lol: ..probably an ugly looking lass  :lol:

i dont stay that long!

wake up in a hedge normally!

I woke up in a graveyard once... scared myself poopless when I saw a headstone next to me.

The strangest thing was I was lying on top of this lad I didnt even know (heaven knows how that happened, but no funny business went on, well I think not anyway!)

That was back in the day..... god I feel old! :D

"When I was seventeen...

I drank some very good beer.

I drank some very good beer

I purchased with a fake ID...

My name was Brian McGee...

I stayed up listening to Queen...

When I was seventeen."

a la Homer Simpson! :D

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can't help but feel this has gone slightly off topic now..

anyway, I met my girlfriend in france 4 years ago this summer, i'm technically married I suppose :lol:

I don't really like the idea of internet/dating agency/phone dating/whatever because it's a bit of a lottery...

anyway, my point is that you'll find relationships in places you least expect at times you don't expect!

If you're looking for her you can guarantee she's looking for you m8, just broaden your horizons and you'll find her quicker :yes:

chin up and all that, and you could try jaxx's method a.k.a 'beer goggles' :D

although it has to be said that's even more of a lottery than the online dating :lol:

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:lol: beer goggles!

i gotta admit im a bit clamer these days. i met a girl about 3 years ago and instantly fancied her.

rotted in all my wrong doings for another two years until finally the perfect moment arrived and shes now mine!

couldnt be happier!

:D

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Its best when it happens without thinking about it, met r lass at college many moons ago (5 years this May to be exact..not that i'm dead if I forget or anything LOL) I was loving the college life, doing the crazy things, she was just fine , kinda wow shes nice but it'll never happen type thing, anyway to cut a long story short before i knew it we became best friends then it just kinda happened.

:D

Its like ze Grolsch.....you just cant rush these things

ps problem is that waking up in a hedge now..usually results in a where the :censor: have you been and a slap!!

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