How Not To Pull A Bird.... By Jimlad

[Jimlad]

Went out on Saturday and got rubbered !! ... lol

I was talking to some sexy blonde girl in a club ... giving her all the chat, and she was well lapping it up. Saying that she really like me etc. So I was like.. "woohoo" in there then.

So she went to the toilet and I went to the bar to get her a drink. Sat back down.. waited for what seems like ages. I then saw another bird and started talking to her, sat next to her etc.

Then the first bird came back, saw that I was sitting with my hands on this other birds legs and started shouting and yelling at me.. lol. She then told the other bird I was with her first.

I ended up with no-one !! ... lol. Stupid fricking me !

The end

[jaxx]

been there!

its how you look round after to see who was watchin and realise it was the entire pub/club and then they just sort of smirk and nod at you!

better luck next time jim!

[Jimlad]

yeah a bloke sitting at the table near us was making a "oooh, you're about to get slapped" face... lol

Not gonna give up tho, If I spy her again I'll get fired in there... :D

[Ryan1985]

Off topic here but Jimlad see in ur avatar is that ur motor? Just the wheels don't look like OZ Hydra's much!

And yeah if u c her again get fired in! :D

Cheers

[Jimlad]

yeah mate.. it's my motor.

Here's what the wheels on my car are :

Defo Oz Hydras!

As for the girl.. I think I know someone who knows her... so I may get her #

[Ryan1985]

Yeah thats them just look different in the foto! Are they flat spokes or slightly curved?

Cheers

[Jimlad]

fat spoked

[Ryan1985]

I wos thinkin of gettin them in 16's but i dunno now!

Cheers

Rite back on topic now!

[Jimlad]

I like ladies :D

[jaxx]

if else fails go for her mates!

[Jimlad]

I think the second bird was one of her mates..... DOH!

[jaxx]

stuffed that then mate! its time to move on :D

[Jimlad]

so many ladies... so little time !

[jaxx]

:D :D :D i know what ya mean!

[knowlson]

Nice one mate

[Jimlad]

Nice one mate

mmm.... not really...... lol

Thing is I had a few birds hitting on me that night as well... but somehow I went home alone.

Maybe I was just pis*ed and being a plonker... lol

[Calisto]

But you are still single mate :P

[knowlson]

Maybe I was just pis*ed and being a plonker... lol

Cue scottish accent "What do you get when you drink the wine, A hefty fine and a years probation"

My mates end up singing this when we get drunk it must be the scottish in them

[Jimlad]

But you are still single mate :P

erm... no..... erm.... I'm not.... but we won't talk about that :P

( got a new bird ), ( but always looking for a newer one )

[Jimlad]

Maybe I was just pis*ed and being a plonker... lol

Cue scottish accent "What do you get when you drink the wine, A hefty fine and a years probabtion"

My mates end up singing this when we get drunk it must be the scottish in them

wtf ?.... lol

When I lived in Derby and got drunk I used to sing Flower of Scotland.

Think I nearly got a few beatings from that !

[Calisto]

To many fingers in to many pies, Jimlad

[Fidgits]

But you are still single mate :P 

erm... no..... erm.... I'm not.... but we won't talk about that :P

( got a new bird ), ( but always looking for a newer one )

Women are like cars... (perfect metaphor)

We buy a car, have loads of fun for a while, but then get used to it....

We start looking at our friends cars, wondering if they are better than ours

We see nice cars drive past and cant help but

After you've had your car a while, you either try to upgrade it or start looking to trade in for a 'newer'/better/faster model...

When you've get a car youve always wanted, your either gutted as it wasnt what you expected, or overjoyed...

After having a car for a while, it becomes 'comfortable' and you get used to having it around, even if you'd prefer a different one..

Deep down, we all want 'high maintence' 'supercars, but in reality, few of us could get one, and even if we managed that, it would be a struggle to keep it.

the older a car gets, the more care and attention it requires..

after the first major breakdown you experience, you always start considering getting rid before it gets too much hassle to keep..

[Fidgits]

and just to take that a little too far...

A car needs a regular oil change...

You need to spend a fortune on cleaning products to keep it looking as good as when you picked it up...

[Jimlad]

lmao !!!

very good

[Calisto]

Now I understand.