University Degree

[ZeroBlade]

sombody's under the thumb!!!

:P

-Z

[Nicola]

I say fail, although I think this should be judged by another female.

MEN 102- You, Too, Can Do Housework

......I do and I do a lot of it.

I am happy with this one

MEN 104- Women Do Not Want cheap tasteless underwear

for Christmas

......Always expensive a tasteful - may not always be the right size tho :P

I agree this one

MEN 110- Wonderful Laundry Techniques

Falls under and part of MEN102 (Housework)

I don't think this is part of housework. Not passed this section yet.

MEN 111- Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

......I have no choice - I work nights and that's the time I get in - deal with it if my share of the rent and bills are to be paid.

I do not make a fuss about being woken up at 4, although having a chat with me at that time wakes me up completely. Not a pass.

EAT 100 -Get a Life, Learn to Cook I

EAT 101 -Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

......I already do - I am the master chef of the house - strugling in the vegetarian department though, but learning B)

Pass

ECON 001A -What's Hers is Hers

.....First thing I learned before we moved in together! :P

almost ready to pass

MEN 201- How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

.......I try keep the lid closed too so that each person has something to lift - makes it fair :P

not very often. Fail

MEN 210- The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

.....I lost this right a long time ago...

I forgot this. Pass

MEN 212- You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

.....I offer, but Nicola is the "safer" driver and prefers driving to me driving

I like to be a passenger. Fail

MEN 230A -Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important I & II

.....A lesson already learned!

Not sure if this should be a pass or not.

EAT 101- Cooking with Tofu

.....Can't eat tofu.

EAT 102- Utilization of Eating Utensils

......I bite and scrape my fork (unintentionally) on my teeth

Fail

MEN 232- Appear to Be Listening

......I always get blamed for "selective" hearing :P does this count?

Fail

ECON 001C -Cheaper to Keep Her

....??? my living expenses have nearly doubled since moving in together :o

I don't understand this one either, although I don't cost you anything to keep. Fail

[Fidgits]

great, there having a domestic on the forum! :D

[gus]

Think i may need to read this a little closer!!!!!!!

married twice, divorced twice, now living with third lady, and i think i have lernt a load otherwise it would have been three down who's next, but she still around after three and a half years.

so may i getting it right at long last

[Fidgits]

Heres a thought though....

I live alone.. so....

MEN 102- You, Too, Can Do Housework

Has to be done anyway!

MEN 110- Wonderful Laundry Techniques

Again, I have to do it (but avoid ironing when possible)

EAT 100 -Get a Life, Learn to Cook I

EAT 101 -Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

Hmmm, the greatest Chefs in the world are men? Now I aint saying im one of them, but i certainly am a better cook than the other half!

s*x 101- You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

You think?

MEN 201- How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Why? I live alone, doesnt bother me?

MEN 210- The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

What all 6 of them?

[jaxx]

great, there having a domestic on the forum! :D

its like corrie online!

[gus]

wouldnt be like eastenders (thats real, and dont go shattering my elutions thankyou)

[Nicola]

I know that when you live together you both do things that annoy the other one.

Can't be helped as we are all so different (still want things my way though).

I will be nice as I will only get to see Garrick for an hour tonight and don't want him moaning about this thread, we know its a laugh though.

[System~G]

sombody's under the thumb!!!

:P

-Z

Tell me about it mate!

And she still ain bloomin happy! Always wanting more!

I think I may need to do a jappybeast and find a trade-in :P

[System~G]

In an attempt not to get dumped - I have removed all text from this post

:P

Edited April 27, 2004 by System~G

[Fidgits]

erm, might of worked if you hadnt 'double posted'

[ZeroBlade]

lmao :D

-Z

[ZeroBlade]

oooh, i can spy nicola on, whats she gonna reply to this with...

[ZeroBlade]

still no reaply either she's typing a big spiel, or not gonna say owt <_<

& i think u mean jimlad G, jappy's well in love, lol

-Z

[Fidgits]

Strange....

Nicola never replied..... and the thread died a death....

I wonder how much trouble Garrick is in tonight???? (hasnt posted all night?)

[ZeroBlade]

yeh it did die didnt it, guess we'll have to keep the embers burning :)

from what was sed in the prev posts g's workin l8, so i presume they'l hardly c each other 2nite neways.

still nowt 2 get worked up over people, its a bit of friendly banter .

still nowt a bit of make up s*x won't cure :D

-Z

[Nicola]

I didn't read the deleted post. So someone was lucky.

What happened to the girls replying?

[vmail]

Husband's University Courses

A new two-year degree is being offered at most Universities that many of

you should be interested in:

Becoming a Husband.

That's right! In just two years you too can be a great husband as

well as earn an MA degree (Male Arts).

Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

MEN 101- Combating Stupidity

MEN 102- You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103- PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104- Women Do Not Want cheap tasteless underwear

for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110- Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111- Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

MEN 112 -Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception

EAT 100 -Get a Life, Learn to Cook I

EAT 101 -Get a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A -What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120- How NOT to Act Like a pratt When You're Wrong

MEN 121- Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122- YOU, the Weaker s*x

MEN 123- Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001B- What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

s*x 101- You CAN Fall Asleep Without It

s*x 102- Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower

s*x 103- How to Stay Awake After s*x

MEN 201- How to Put the Toilet Seat Down

Elective (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210- The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 21 1- How to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212- You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver

MEN 213- Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise

MEN 230A -Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important I

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220 -Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary(Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221 -Fanning the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary

MEN 222 -Real Men Ask for Directions

MEN 230B- Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important II

Course Electives:

EAT 101- Cooking with Tofu

EAT 102- Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103- Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231 -Mothers-in-law

MEN 232- Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233 -Just Say "Yes, Dear"

ECON 001C -Cheaper to Keep Her

Any of you guys interested?? :D

do i need a wife to apply for the couse, if I do can I borrow you