That Was Scary

[Jimlad]

Just went for a #2 ... turned round to get the toilet roll... NONE !!

Opened the cupboard to get the toilet roll... NONE !!!

Had to run down stairs with me trousers round my ankles to get the kitchen roll !! good job my flat mate wasn't in !

I remember once at work I went to the toilets and there was no loo roll... I had to phone the office and get them to bring some to me.... lol

( can you tell I'm bored yet ? )

[Moffmo]

i suggest a supply of toilet roll brought every week!

[Jimlad]

we had a massive pack of about 30 under the sink... I suppose we thought it would last forever..

my flat mate must have used the last... and didn't ruddy tell me !!

Hopefully I won't need to go when I come in from the pi*ser

[Chuck04]

haha dude, some advice, check b4 sittin down, altho in a state off rush and desperation it is easily missed wen u only have the 1 mission on ur mind

[Boro Sera]

Just went for a #2 ...

Didn't you know that #2 has been replaced in the English Language by 'dropping some kids off at the pool" :D

Rich

[Chuck04]

indeed they got 1 for #1??

[jez_1_2000]

Just went for a #2

Thanks for sharing that with us.... makes good reading before tea.....lol

[Chuck04]

jim seems to speak his mind

[vmail]

cant you use assignment handouts? or anyother important doc?

[Nicola]

Women have the brain power to check for toilet paper first.

[Chuck04]

u telling us u've never encountered a code red, lack of loo roll

[vmail]

yeah but what if you need to go, and you cant keep it in, then what?

[Chuck04]

thats wat haha

[Nicola]

Always toilet roll/paper in my house. :P

[vmail]

Can I live with you?

[Chuck04]

haha, theres 4 of us in my house (students) but only 2 of us ever buy it, ovaa jst !Removed! off us, think us 2 may keep it in our room for a laugh and then jst take it to the loo and then bac again haha see wat happens with the others when they need 2 drop the kids off at school but realise theres no loo roll

mwahahaha

[ZeroBlade]

cope red indeed, luckily the girls always keep the downstairs toilet stocked, so if some1's in the house its a quick shout of, "****, no toilet paper, get it would ya!", or if no1's in like jim did leg it down stairs trying to hold ur jeans up, haha.

does any1 else notice that lads always buy crappy asda value loo roll, and the girls buy that double velvet stuff? its like that in my house, heh.

-Z

[jaxx]

you guys crack me up!

what about....

releasing a brown trout to the wild..

snapping the turtles head off..(in ref. to turtles head)

smoking a bum cigar..

:ffs: :ffs: :ffs:

[Jamesb4uk]

my mate did that friday...

he dissapeared to the bog, i get a phone call 5 min later asking me to get bog roll.

then he turns around after the said bog roll has been supplied & low & behold, 4 rolls of the stuff on the window sill

J

[ZeroBlade]

then he turns around after the said bog roll has been supplied & low & behold, 4 rolls of the stuff on the window sill

yeh, i h8 it wen some1 moves the bog-roll :ffs:

-Z

[97paseo]

you guys crack me up!

what about....

releasing a brown trout to the wild..

snapping the turtles head off..(in ref. to turtles head)

smoking a bum cigar..

:ffs: :ffs: :ffs:

You missed 'Curling one out'....

'Dropping the kids off at the pool' has to be a quality one, fair few people say that now though!