New Hosiery Range Will Drive Men Crazy

[Raistlin]

Forget seducing a man with a sexy designer perfume thanks to hosiery brand Ballerina youll soon be able to lure him in with the scent of your tights.

The European company has launched the Hush Hush range, which includes stockings, tights and bridal hosiery, laced with pheromones the chemicals we emit that drive men absolutely bloomin crazy (apparently).

Currently only the hold-ups are available from their website but these babies might just be the answer to pinning down your dream man, as they send out subconscious sex signals to members of the same species (so breathe a sight of relief -your dog wont start fancying you).

Thankfully, the hosiery only contains a synthetic version of the chemical, which sounds much more hygienic considering we usually emit them from our sweat glands.

Go ahead and snap them up and start planning how youll snare David Beckham in them Good luck!

PS- Youll be pleased to hear the racy, bondage-style lingerie featured in the image above doesnt come with the stockings

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PS- Youll be pleased to hear the racy, bondage-style lingerie featured in the image above doesnt come with the stockings

Which brings me to my point ! .....no not that one A gorgeous woman would have no need for this gimmick, she already has s*x appeal.....Right.

So you can put lipstick on a pig but at the end of the day its still a pig , some hairy ar-sed mumma wearing a pair of wee scented stockings is hardly gonna send us into a lust crazed frenzy is it ...........