Mystery Txts From A Bird....

[Jimlad]

Today I received a txt from a number I didn't recognise, saying " Hi there, Who are you ? x ".

I replied ... blah blah.

Turns out she was out on Saturday night and saw me. Got my number from one of her freinds... lol ( sweet! ).

She sent me a picture of herself, neck down in a short skirt and nice top. Underneath it said " do you like my legs? ".... lmao.

Played for a while back and forth txt ping pong until she went to work.

All I know is that she is 19, she's called Gemma and has very sexy legs. Oh... and she says that I am very sexy and have a nice car. ( see.... everyone here knows me and the car... crazy ! ).

What will happen with the mystery bird?...... any updates and I'll let you know. Tis fun.

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On another note... when out on Saturday my mate went to the toilet but we were sitting with some people from his work. He said ... this is James by the way before buggering off to the loo.

A few sexy birds... I thought I was well in there... Then one sexy blonde with a geordie accent said..... " Are you that bloke with the red car?" ... yes.... " well why do you accelerate like there's no tomorrow ?" ....... DOH !! There goes my chances with her then.

[JappyBeast]

I would hate it if girls asked me about my car when going out on the p*ss.. they should like you, not the car.

There are some random girls that always sit at the top of my street, they talk to me when I walk past because they see me in my MR2.. I'm safe coz my girlfriend drives a faster car than me!

The first story sounds like someone is taking the pee out of you.

[ZeroBlade]

lol poor jim. gettin randon text off random hot birds! :P

-Z

[jaxx]

www.jimslovelife.com!

see it evolve online!

[+Steve]

Played for a while back and forth txt ping pong until she went to work.

for a moment i thought you were talking about Master Bates

[knowlson]

She sent me a picture of herself, neck down in a short skirt and nice top. Underneath it said " do you like my legs? ".... lmao.

I wonder why she never sent you a picture of her face??? She probably has a face like a slapped *****

hey I cannot say ***** as in donkey why has it put 5 stars instead of 3

Edited May 18, 2004 by knowlson

[jez_1_2000]

I can see it coming......

How to dump the bird you've been texting

lol...

[Team T-Sport 17]

Jimlad. All i can say is good effort, but, if thats a self portrait picture of u on the left, then god us all, esp her. HE HE. only jkin u. Gud luck.

the only thing is ask for a pic of her face or u could end up like the wee yellow dude when he saw Michelle McMANis in a bikini (look below)

[Jimlad]

www.jimslovelife.com!

see it evolve online!

lmao....

whatever happens, even if nothing.... at least I got to oogle at some birds legs on me phone.... lol

Birds at JAE..... watch out... Jim's about !! ... lol

[dj_davo]

i have to confess its me jim, i was just trying out leg shaving before my hols to see if it looked nice on me :D

[pizza boy]

I find the only females impressed by cars to a level they will go out with you (or more) are generally 16 yrs old or have the mentality of a 16yr old.

My girl m8s call my mr2 a "wee c*ck car".

[JappyBeast]

U gonna post some of these pics then?

[Fizz]

he will do when he finds that she has the face of a donkeys rear...

[Skunky Steve]

pray shes not a total psycho when u dump her then she might come round and ket ya car .... safer to just be nice and humour who knows might be worth a go just have a hell of lot to drink before you do

[ZeroBlade]

psycho birds, lol

my m8 recently split up w. his lass and she bricked his windows, rofl!

thing is they're back 2gether now!!!

she is fit like, works at the local strip club... <_<

-Z

[Skunky Steve]

no wonder he got back with her if she works at a strip club , doesnt have to pay for it every again plus she can do it at home too

[Hou]

steve we know what its like with dodgy birds and texts hehe........lisa smith???

[srd]

something like that happened to me only a few months ago,answered a strange number,it turned out to be a wrong number some bird on the line,anyway later on txt from same number,my mistake sending one back.like you said bit of fun,until you start getting txt's and calls in the middle of the night.

anyway long story short,after about two months of head wrecking and one new phone later,im back to normal,but you've been warned some of these birds who do that type of s**t are just total psychos.......

[Jimlad]

I've had my fair share of physcho birds in the past... lol

[Ryan1985]

The thread headins just get better and better!

Mystery txts from a bird!

She probably has a really ugly face tho if she sends a picture of her legs instead of her face jim!

Cheers

[ZeroBlade]

well tbf to her a pic of her legs would grab my curosity & tickle my fantasy more than a pic of her face ;)

so good call imo.

-Z

[jaxx]

is her name Miriam?

[Funkadelic]

I've had my fair share of physcho birds in the past... lol

You obviously haven't had enough if you fail to realise that they are all like that!

[Yarisboy]

keep up the good work jim

[DazH]

is her name Miriam?

Its Malcolm monday to friday