Csa

May 18, 2004

Replies Put on Child Support Agency Forms

The following are all replies that women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms.

01. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim X. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

02. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being

sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you

with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

03. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was

conceived at a party on Acacia Avenue where I had unprotected s*x with

a man I met that night. I do remember that the s*x was so good that I

fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

04. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW

that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.

Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's

had it replaced.

05. I have never had s*x with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope

confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is *****

risen again.

06. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do

so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for

the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.

Please advise.

07. I do not know who the father of my child was as all sailors look the

same to me. I can confirm that he was on a ship berthed at Norfolk.

08. Peter X is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can

you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

09. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney -

maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for

sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening.

If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby- after all when

you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you !Removed!.

:thumbsup:

May 18, 2004

Heheheh, we do see some crackers like that :D

One being

'I do not know who the father is and i cannot identify him as he was wearing a crash helmet at the time. We had sexual intercourse in tesco's car park'

LOL :eek: :)

May 18, 2004

!Removed! hell...

mad people!

-Z

May 18, 2004

Heheheh, we do see some crackers like that :D
One being
'I do not know who the father is and i cannot identify him as he was wearing a crash helmet at the time. We had sexual intercourse in tesco's car park'
LOL :)

At least he was wearing protection....