Hehehe Funny!

[breezer]

Subject: Job Vacancy B)

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done,there

were three finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA

agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. :o

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the

circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a

chair. Kill Her!!!" <_<

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The

agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.Take your wife

and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went

into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came

out with tears in his eyes."I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The

agent said, "You don't have what it takes, take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill

her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard,

one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the

walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and

there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. :o

"This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death

with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. :!Removed!: :!Removed!:

[ZeroBlade]

roflm lmao :D

evil b***h's!!!

-Z

[Moffmo]

LOL

[jaxx]

[Hou]

typical woman

[gtinash]

pure evil

[Moffmo]

says you, who has a scary smilie that looks evil for an avatar?