Moaning Glory

[balli hi]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/5972232/erection-requires-blood-drained-from-*****.html

Horrified Jason Garnett suffered agony as medics drained 2 pints of blood from his willy - to end a 17-hour erection.

Hotel worker Jason went to A&E after waking with a "morning glory" that refused to go.

Doctors diagnosed a dangerous condition known as priapism and said they would have to draw off blood to reduce the pressure.

"Jason 23 said seeing them stab my willy with a needle was a horrible experience, like something out of a horror film. The pain was 10 out of 10,"

But the erection refused to subside even after blood was taken - and he had to have a further 24 injections of medication before it died down.

Jason of Harrogate North Yorks, went to A&E after an ice bath and a jog around the block didn't help.

Now after two days in hospital recovering, everything is working as it should be downstairs.

Jason said "It is completely normal now, apart from the fact that his manhood looks like road kill, "its all a bit black and blue" he said.

Priapism may sound like fun but its a painful medical emergency that can lead to scarring and impotence.

It can be triggered by a range of medical conditions but often there's no known reason.

[FROSTYBALLS]

At least he rose to the occasion .....

[balli hi]

Got more than he bargained for ..............Oh the tears

[Cyker]

Oh god ow

[Red Yaris 54]

No no nurse.......I said "Prick his boil" ;)

[alan333]

That's a bit hard on him

[balli hi]

A boner contention :)

[Raistlin]

He has a stiff.. upper lip

[Parts-King]

Hope he was standing to attention having that procedure

[Raistlin]

Couldn't have come from Cheshire then, the land of the Dyson.....

[balli hi]

Couldn't have come from Cheshire then, the land of the Dyson.....

Mate your puns suck ;)

[balli hi]

A man having trouble achieving an erection decides to consult a witch doctor. The witch doctor throws some herbs on a fire, shakes his rattle, and says, "I have placed a powerful spell on you, but it will only work once a year. Just say 'one, two, three' and you'll get the largest erection you've ever had. After your wife's been satisfied, simply say 'one, two, three, four' and it will disappear for 12 months."
Later that night as the man is lying in bed watching television, he says to his wife, "Watch this! One, two, three!" His !Removed! becomes larger and stiffer than ever before.
His wife is amazed. She smiles and says, "That's great! But what did you say 'one, two, three' for?"

[Parts-King]

Couldn't have come from Cheshire then, the land of the Dyson.....

Girls from Cheshire could suck a golf ball through 40 yards of hose pipe

[Raistlin]

Couldn't have come from Cheshire then, the land of the Dyson.....

Girls from Cheshire could suck a golf ball through 40 yards of hose pipe

Balli tells me the blokes can too

[Uncle Buck]

No more Viagra or little blue pills for him then .........