Becuase Veryone Else Makes A Big Deal About It!

[Moffmo]

Its My 500th post and i thought i should make it known becuase everyone else seems to do that - even though it shows you haev WAyyyyy to much time!

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To celebrate heres a joke! (any closer to being a mod? :D heheh nnneeeddd poweeerrr!)

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.

They ascend to heaven to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous" and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.

The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing.

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his ***** off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.

The guy calms down and says:..........................

"Make 'em all ugly again". hehehe

Anyways - thanks for a great first 500 post - hopefully the next 500 will be good!

Cheers

Matt

[Nizan]

congrats, and nice joke

[Yarisboy]

don't hope for mod status too soon m8 - i've been a member of this forum for a year + now, I lost about 800posts in the forum crash - and as of yet i've not been offered the position :P

Although there are guys here who are mods with around ... 3 posts....

I think there's too many mods as it is - especially inactive mods.

don't forget to pick up your award on your way down from the stage by the way moffmo! :P

[Storm]

Got this one via email the other day but it's total class! Maybe it just appeals to my evil nature

[Moffmo]

lol yeah! - im not evil tho - i am good and hate bad f**king language :P

oops - im 501 post now - But a Guru!!

[Jamesb4uk]

class

congrats on the 500th post mate..

J

[Ken]

Although there are guys here who are mods with around ... 3 posts....

I think there's too many mods as it is - especially inactive mods.

1. Who are the mod's with only 3 post's.

2. Who are the inactive mod's btw as i don't know any that don't log on for 1 hour per day as asked

[vmail]

I found this one

Rodders_UK Super Moderator 1 post

[vmail]

log on for 1 hour per day as asked

is that all they have to do?

[jaxx]

it doesnt matter how many posts you have, its all upto steve

[Fidgits]

Nice joke!

[Calisto]

I have to admit that a moderator is the last thing I would want to be

lets face it I have just figured out how to enlarge the writting on my siggy :D and you all know that me and computers just dont go.

But it would be good to have a female moderator (or do we already have one)???

[Yarisboy]

As far as i'm aware Asha you could well be the first female moderator elect.

Why is being a single female the best way to be by the way? I thought you were running off to marry into a rich family not long ago?

[Jimlad]

only the "special" people are mods.... lol :D

[DeusMR2]

lol love the joke

[jaxx]

we did have a female mod dont think she is anymore tho

[Calisto]

Oh Yarisboy, the bloke was shallow minded and up his own bottom.

Like someone said things that are past should be left in the past.

So I am still on the look out. hence single female. plus dont want ppl thinking I am a bloke.

Coz of my name being Asian (Asha) can be a male or female name. I think.

Like I thought Fizz was a girl. sorry mate.

[Fidgits]

Like I thought Fizz was a girl. sorry mate.

[Yarisboy]

ah, sorry that didn't work out Asha - i'm sure you'll bag yourself a millionaire soon.

I thought fizz was a girl at first to be honest, purely the link with corronation street though!

I've been single for 3 weeks at the moment, until my girlfriend comes back from uni that is - then it will have been 4years this summer since I first started going out with her

[Calisto]

I thought Fizz was a girl because of the kids tv program the Tweenies,

Funny think is Fizz thought I was a bloke

I am so going to get it when he sees this.

[Jimlad]

ah, sorry that didn't work out Asha - i'm sure you'll bag yourself a millionaire soon.

I thought fizz was a girl at first to be honest, purely the link with corronation street though!

I've been single for 3 weeks at the moment, until my girlfriend comes back from uni that is - then it will have been 4years this summer since I first started going out with her

Get out now while you still can mate !!

If you need any relationship advice, just let me know... ;)

[jaxx]

thought fizz was a girl at first to be honest

If you need any relationship advice, just let me know

(www.jimslovelife.co.uk)

[Fidgits]

If you need any relationship advice, just let me know...  ;)

Thats funnier than Fizz as a girl!!!

[Jimlad]

lol....

I might put up the site jimslovelife.com... lol

[Calisto]

You and ur big ideas Jazz Now look what u started.