Inconsiderate Drivers

[Hybrid-Harry]

This morning on the motorway, I looked over to see a woman in a VW Golf with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much I dropped my meat pie.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the Yaris using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee balanced in my lap.

This splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. ********** Inconsiderate drivers!!.

[TezG]

hopefully she dis not end up with an epic fail like these http://www.jenningsforddirect.co.uk/blog/whoops-fail/950/