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Jimlad
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Ok... if you go out on a heavy drinking session, why do you !Removed! and poo lots the next day ??

Seriously... I'm curious..... ooooh... need to drop some kids off at the pool. brb.

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'Cause of all the curry/doner kebabs/burgers or whatever ht eheck u eat on the way home! U forgot about that bit didn't u?! :D

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Cos your body needs to get rid.......fast!!

nice way of wording it by the way :lol:

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i found something that prevents you from having hangover! :D

It doesnt relieve the symtoms - it simply stops it from even happening! Bosh!!!

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????

Ok.. back... lol

yeah... forgot about the trip to the chippie actually and I started to ( trying to tone it down here )... drop the kids. Then I could smell the battered black pudding I ate at 3am this morning... lol

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'Cause of all the curry/doner kebabs/burgers or whatever ht eheck u eat on the way home! U forgot about that bit didn't u?! :D

I was just about to say that :lol:

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I always blamed it on Budweiser personally...

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Its cause beer is gassy and releases toxins into your body which you body tries to get rid of - hence the wees and farts...

Poos can only come about after the following:

Indian

Kebab

Chinese

Fish and Chips

Burgers

:D

Me, I dont know what a fart is - never done one of those before! :thumbsup:

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Me, I dont know what a !Removed! is - never done one of those before! 

Have you a fartectomy? :D

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Jimbo - u are one sick individual............ :yes: Go and wash ya car and stop putting me off my lunch with ya grooso threads.........

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Me, I dont know what a fart is - never done one of those before! 

Have you a fartectomy? :D

All woman have them when they are born.....

Its so they cant fart and can blame any smells on any of the following:

Boyfriend

Dog

Brother

Dad

Cat

Hamster

:thumbsup:

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booze acts a laxative

ill try and find a scientific reasoning if u really like

....."out come biology books from back at a-level"

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Its cause beer is gassy and releases toxins into your body which you body tries to get rid of - hence the wees and farts...

Poos can only come about after the following:

Indian

Kebab

Chinese

Fish and Chips

Burgers

:D

Me, I dont know what a !Removed! is - never done one of those before! :thumbsup:

she means in public

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Its cause beer is gassy and releases toxins into your body which you body tries to get rid of - hence the wees and farts...

Poos can only come about after the following:

Indian

Kebab

Chinese

Fish and Chips

Burgers

:D

Me, I dont know what a !Removed! is - never done one of those before! :thumbsup:

Yeah women tend to blame the leather sofa :P even when there's not one around

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If I poo after a kebab.. the smell makes my hungry again.

Oh and I pump all the time anyway so, no.. the drink makes no difference.

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Its cause beer is gassy and releases toxins into your body which you body tries to get rid of - hence the wees and farts...

Poos can only come about after the following:

Indian

Kebab

Chinese

Fish and Chips

Burgers

:D

Me, I dont know what a !Removed! is - never done one of those before! :thumbsup:

''i know you like to think your s*** dont stink but lately look a little closer and youll see your roses really smell like pooooooooooooo-ooooooooooo-ooooooooo''

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Its cause beer is gassy and releases toxins into your body which you body tries to get rid of - hence the wees and farts...

Poos can only come about after the following:

Indian

Kebab

Chinese

Fish and Chips

Burgers

:D

Me, I dont know what a !Removed! is - never done one of those before! :thumbsup:

Guiness causes pap as well (no food needed). And to get really base It tastes the same coming up as going down :lol::wacko:

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If I poo after a kebab.. the smell makes my hungry again.

Oh and I pump all the time anyway so, no.. the drink makes no difference.

Jappy that is 'kin sick, man! :lol::lol:

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If I poo after a kebab.. the smell makes my hungry again.

Oh and I pump all the time anyway so, no.. the drink makes no difference.

lmao... sick man.. sick.... lol

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i found something that prevents you from having hangover! :D

It doesnt relieve the symtoms - it simply stops it from even happening! Bosh!!!

well, what is it? <_<

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