Female Words And Their Meanings

[Hou]

Words Women Use

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING

This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an

argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)

This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)

This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH

Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow.

GO AHEAD.

At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO

This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful

and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT

This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."

[Firthy]

Very good and very true, my ex used every one of those hence my EX

[Gareth B]

Spot on, I often experience all of the above.

[Moffmo]

yep sound like a lot of women i know. My mum being the worst

[Nicola]

FINE is also used when asked 'how are you'.

It also means we are a bit fed up/annoyed but can't be bothered to explain and that you should know exactly how we are feeling.

COULD YOU.... means that we are fed up of waiting for you to do something and we are actually telling you to do it in the nicest way we can.

[Debz]

Very true.

I agree Nicola :D

Also to note that when the word fine is used, don't ignore it or say good or ok, this will just make it worse. If we were actually 'fine' or we were 'fine' with something we wouldn't say 'fine'. Complicated i know, all part of the challange ;)

Also totally agre with the not saying you look fine rule, you may aswell say "eeeek, how about a paper bag as an accessory"

:D

[Firthy]

:!Removed!: Hou you have started something now havent you?? :!Removed!:

[silvasurfa]

far too accurate! readin it, i feel like ive just had a row!!! :(

[Calisto]

I need a bloke to say all that to. :P

I have to admit I am out of practice, but from what I can remember most of it is accurate.

[~Rach~]

"OF COURSE IT DOESNT MATTER" Yes it does, and we are ****** off but trying to be nice to make sure you dont feel bad

"SIZE DOESNT MATTER" But it helps!!

"IM GOING TO BED" Im going to bed to sleep, this is not an invitation to s*x

Just a few more to add to your list

[Nicola]

I forgot the bed one

[vmail]

Why dont females eat in front of males

and why do they all go to the toilet together

[gordypix]

Why dont females eat in front of males

and why do they all go to the toilet together

They do.............

and.......

to talk about the men of course and and compare wallet size.........

[~Rach~]

why do they all go to the toilet together

As I told a load of blokes at works summer party, its so we can hold each others knickers down lol

[Hou]

[Fidgits]

as far as im concerned...

If a woman aint prepared to say what she really means, then how can she be surprised when i dont do what im supposed to!!!

[Chuck04]

very good reminds me of 1 ex in partiuclar

[Firthy]

Nice 1