Chat Up Lines...

[Jimlad]

Ok... going out on the pull this weekend and would be greatfull of any chat up lines... lol

Ones that have personally worked for you would be good.... :)

chears !

[silvasurfa]

do they ever really work?!!

i find, getting so pished you cant stand usually impresses the ladies, oh yeah then tryin to dance to rapid dance music!!!

[Jimlad]

lmao...

[JappyBeast]

I have a good one but it will get deleted...

I could post it in the Gold Forum?

[Jimlad]

just tell me it on Friday mate and I'll use it when we go out.... lol.

You can watch me get slapped.

[JappyBeast]

You will get slapped mate.. trust me.. its a 'belter'.

[Jimlad]

sweet... looking forward to it... lol

[jaxx]

hi im jim, im a nice lad but me farts stink

that skirt/dress etc looks good on you but would look better on my bedroom foor

your eyes are like spanners, every time i look at them they tighten my nuts

**kerschlap**

usual outcome

[gus]

usual ones

1. get ya coat you've pulled

2. here's 10p go ring your mum your not going home

3. does yr mate fancy a threesum

the the slap

[Jimlad]

hi im jim, im a nice lad but me farts stink

that skirt/dress etc looks good on you but would look better on my bedroom foor

your eyes are like spanners, every time i look at them they tighten my nuts

**kerschlap**

usual outcome

nice... the !Removed! one might actually work if the bird had a sense of humour.

[Jimlad]

Alright love... do you fancy a Dance ??

Yes !

Go on then and bugger off so I can talk to your mate

*SLAP*

[jaxx]

hi im jim, im a nice lad but me farts stink

that skirt/dress etc looks good on you but would look better on my bedroom foor

your eyes are like spanners, every time i look at them they tighten my nuts

**kerschlap**

usual outcome

nice... the !Removed! one might actually work if the bird had a sense of humour.

gauranteed 100% success rate with me

used it 0 times thats why

[Bibbs]

You have over 200 bones in your body. Want one more?

That blouse is ver becomming on you .. but if I was on you I be coming too.

Got any Australian in you? Would you like some?

I've got a 9 inch tounge and can breathe through my ears ..

[Kenny]

hi im jim, im a nice lad but me farts stink

that skirt/dress etc looks good on you but would look better on my bedroom foor

your eyes are like spanners, every time i look at them they tighten my nuts

**kerschlap**

usual outcome

nice... the !Removed! one might actually work if the bird had a sense of humour.

[Jimlad]

I've got a 9 inch tounge and can breathe through my ears ..

lol... nice one.

[Calisto]

I've got a 9 inch tounge and can breathe through my ears ..

lol... nice one.

why is it I actually believe you. Bibbs.

[Jimlad]

you want to believe him. You want it to be true... that's what it is... lol :P

[jaxx]

I've got a 9 inch tounge and can breathe through my ears ..

lol... nice one.

why is it I actually believe you. Bibbs.

oi!

family forum!

[dave5282]

One thats guaranteed to work.

Im jim, Im loaded I drive a sports car

(oh well perhaps not)

[Calisto]

I have to admit that would work for me regrdless of what he looked like.

[~Rach~]

And me!!!!

If only men were like that hey..........

If there are such men around please ring me on 01........

[Jimlad]

I'm Jim, I'm loaded... I drive a Sports car..... :D

[~Rach~]

Nah wouldnt work love, girls would think u are a k :censor: lol

[Calisto]

Nah wouldnt work love, girls would think u are a knob lol

it would still work on me though, I must be shallow or desperate. maybe both.

TBH Its the car more than the bloke I go for. and then the money.

[~Rach~]

Asha, you would have liked the guy who tried it on with me before I met the other half! He came upto me and said "I drive a ferrari", I looked at him (he was only about 18) and said yeah right and walked off.

How stupid did I feel to bump into him a few days later, with him driving his 360 modena (he apparently was a BTCC driver, dunno who tho!)